Private messages between ReginaxMills and BlondeSwan
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BlondeSwan: Hey, Regina. I need you to do me a huge favor
ReginaxMills: What do you want now?
BlondeSwan: I really want a cock and my parents won't buy me one
ReginaxMills: I had a feeling the pirate was below average.
ReginaxMills: What size? What color? Do you want it to vibrate?
BlondeSwan: Regina! That's not what I meant!
BlondeSwan: When I said cock I meant like a fighting rooster
BlondeSwan: I saw one online and I really want it.
ReginaxMills: Is it big?
BlondeSwan: Is Robin? 😏
ReginaxMills: Changing the topic!
BlondeSwan: Come on! We're friends and we can talk about stuff like that! So spill 😁
ReginaxMills: Ugh, if you tell anyone what I say I will incinerate your small ass!!🔥🔥🔥
BlondeSwan: I promise 😇
BlondeSwan: Now spill
ReginaxMills: He's bigger than your pirate and that's all you need to know🙂
BlondeSwan: 😑 I hate you with a passion
ReginaxMills: So back to you wanting me to buy you a cock
BlondeSwan: 1)Did you have sex with Killian?
BlondeSwan: 2)Robin must be pretty big if he's bigger than Killian
ReginaxMills: 1)It was only one time. 2)We are done discussing Robin
BlondeSwan: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY KILLY BEAR!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU🔫🔫🔫
ReginaxMills: Calm down it wasn't even that good and it was way before you were born
ReginaxMills: HookedQueen happened before you were even thought of sweetie
BlondeSwan: I'm going to change the topic before I murder you
BlondeSwan: Now, I would prefer you buy me a red cock
BlondeSwan: Like the one on the right
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ReginaxMills: Why red? It looks more demented than Gold.
BlondeSwan: You're not wrong. Anyways, red is my color. It will match my jacket and I'll call it Glen Coco
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Regina One Shots
FanfictionOne shots of Regina from Once Upon A Time. Some of these entries will be for contests. I will also write any one shot that someone suggests. I also won't post as much on this book.
