This will be after the math of everyone after the dance during the "Burning the Candle" episode
Ruby: guys I think you all should stop drinking....
Yang: ShUt THe FuCK *hic* UP we'Re fUkiNg Pa*hic*RtiYinG OvER HeRe!!
Weiss: thats a little top much vodlka you drank
Blake: *walks in the ball room not wearing her gown but a black jump suit and a cape waring mask* YOU BITCHES NEED A HERO!!!???
Ruby: uuummm BLAKE DONT TELL ME YOU'RE DRU--
Blake: BITCH IM CATMAN I AINT BLAKE FEAR ME
Weiss: Blake---
Blake: FEAR ME!!!
Meanwhile
Ren: NORA GET DOWN THERE!!!
Nora: SHUT UP AND LET ME SHOW THE WORLD MY PINK PANTY *is on ball room glass roof and everyone underneat can see*
Jaune: *pukes at Phyrra's boobs*
Phyrra:........... JAUNE
Jaune: shut............
Dafuq...
Up----- *pukes on cinder* (she deserves it anyways XDD)
Cinder: oh......
WELL DAMN
Meanwhile
Ruby: Yang ypu had too much we should go *pulls Yangs shoulder*
Yang: one
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..
....
Last
*hic*
..
..
....
.
*passed out*
Ruby: well at least you're asleep but how do I drag you back to the dorm?
Weiss: ALRIGHT WHO THE HELL REPLACED VOLDKA INSTEAD OF MILK ON BLAKES CAT BOWL *smells another bowl with cat food* THIS IS NOT CAT FOOD
THAT SHIT
WEED
WHO THE HELL WOULD FEED A CAT WITH WEED FLAVORED CAT NIP
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RWBY CRACKS AND ONESHOTS (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...
