Ren: *runs so fucking fast throught the halls of Beacon* SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCKING RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!
Phyrra: Ren whats happenong why are you running??!
Ren: NO TIME TO FUCKING EXPLAIN JUST RUN!!!!!
Jaune: whats gotten in to h--
Nora: *burst throught the wall with her granade launhing hammer* STOP! HAMMER TIME!!! *smashes Juane and send him flying making holes on the wall*
Jaune: AW FUCK!!!
Nora: EVERYONE FUCKING STOP CAUSE ITS HAMMER TIME!!!! *Smashes another wall*
Weiss: *is coverd with nothing but towels* OH MY GRIMM NORA PRIVATE TIME HAVE YOU HEARD OF I---- *got smacked on the face and flies away naked*
Phyrra: OH SHIT *starts running*
Nora: Oh you aint running you fuck *smacks Phyrra and she went flying*
FUCK YEA
Meanwhile
Ruby: *walks down the hall casually walking back to the dorm*
Weiss: hey Ruby could you get me some towels and get me out of here?
Ruby: *stop* .....Weiss why are you naked and hanging on the wall?
Weiss: Just get me a towel!
Back to Nora
Nora: OoooOOOoohhHhhHHH Ren?!~ where are you? Dont you want to have some "Hammer" time?~
(If you know what I mean?)
Ren: *hiding in the Janitors closet sweating nervously*
Nora: *punches the closet door and peeks in* HERE'S NORA!!!!!!!
Ren: *Scream like a bitch holding a mop*
Nora: *starts fucking Ren in the closet*
What thw fuck did I judt make??! Jezus! Ren is dieying in the closet!! OMFG WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!?
Also NOOO Im in my mom apartment with no wifi NOO
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FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...
