RWBY CRACKS AND ONESHOTS (DISCONTINUED)

Is it over?

Ruby: *tied to a chair in a dimly lit room* where am I?

...

Who are you?

??: *emerges from the dark* Hello Ruby

Ruby: *gasp*

Nick!

Nick: thats right its me.. haha you think youve seen the last of me? No! Few more dares must be done.

And this... this is one of them

Ruby: what? What are you talking about?

Nick: Y-rock13 dares: Eat strawberries and Cookies in front of Ruby

What better way to do it than to literally watch you suffer *smirks devilishly*

Ruby: No! Dont please I beg you!

Nick: beg for more if you want me to stop *starts licking and biting a strawberry*

Ruby: stop please!

Nick: make me *starts savoring on a cookie*

Ruby: *slowly crying*

Nick: awe is the baby crying?

*walks near to Ruby with a cookie* here have a bite

Ruby: *opens her mouth a little*

Nick: sike! *throws cookie in my mouth* hahahaha

Ruby: no! No!no! Please!

Nick: youre gonna have to try a little harder than that Little Red
*starts eating another Starberry* mmhh this is berry good!

Ruby: that is a bad joke! And please I dont want to suffer like this! *tears starts dripping from her eyes*

Nick: sad but not sad enought *eats more cookies*

Ruby: *starts having a break down*

Nick: haha *stares at Readers* if the votes on the chapter dont make to atleast 50... Ruby here wont be set free till then

She has to suffer and has to eat peach and kiwis

Ruby: NOOOOO PLEASE SAVE ME

Nick: Save her readers you dont want her to die now do you? *eats another strawberry* better hurry

*start laughing like a phsyco*

Ruby: *starts having another mental and physical break down*

Nick: Goodbye!

~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~

Yang: hey Nick! Have you seen Ruby? I've been looking for her for hours now..

Nick: eeh... no anyways I forgot to mention I have a few more dares to do with Blake, and I need you to do it with me.

Yang: Umm sure.. Blake's in the dorm hold come on

~~~Dorm~~~

Yang: Blake! A dare must be done done to youuu~

Blake: *looks up from her scroll* what? I thought it was finished in the previous chapters?

Nick: yea but I forgot to mention this one..

Blake: *sighs* alright fine what is it?

Nick: ahem... it's it's a dare from DatCabin9kid and they said to use gel on Blake's hair to make her look like a unicorn

Hehe

Blake: What??! I'm already a cat Faunus what more could you want???

Yang: you heard the kid Blake... haha *grabs gel from her cabinet*

Time for some fun

~~10 Mins later~~

Blake: I hate you two

Nick: no you don't you love us

Blake: I AM NOT A UNICORN!

Yang: pfft tell that to your unicorn horn hahaha

Blake: djfjdjdjdksjdj

Nick: Hah anyways that's all for now thanks Blake.

oh! And keep that hair the way it is till you next class with Professor Ooblake

Blake: *throws Nick put the door and shuts it* NO

Yang: yes you are and In gonna make sure if it

Blake: *growls*

Yang: I'll give you tuna

Blake: ..... fine