Blake: *reading a book on her bunk*
Yang: *looks down at her from her bunk and dropped something on tied to a string*
*swings it and pokes Blake with a cat nip filled mouse tied to a string*
Blake: Yang if this another one of you crappy cat ga---- catnip??
*intense staring at the tied mouse trap* no. You did. Just put...... catnip
Yang: maaaayyyybbeeeee *swings it in front of Blake*
Blake: *tries fucosing on the book*
......
GAWD DAMMIT
*paunce on the trap*
MEEEEERRAAAWWWW
*is biting it wildly trying to get the Catnip*
Yang: HEHEHEHEHE
She looks so cute :3.........
Blake: *rolles around biting it with a :3 face*
Yang: *sweats nervously* OH NO SHES TOO CUTE
Blake: *rips mouse and starts eating catnip*
Weiss: *walks in with Ruby* we're back!
Ruby: GUYS YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN JAUNES FACE WHEN HE------
Weiss: YANG ARE YOU FEEDING GER CATNIP AGAIN?!?!
Yang: what? Not too much this time
Weiss: DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME SHE ATE A "small amount" OF CATNIP?!?!
Yang: uuuhhhhh
Weiss: SHE WENT CRAZY!!! FOR TWO DAYS!! TWO!!!
Blake: *finishes eating catnip and is now laying down running in circles singing the Nyan cat theme song*
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NAYN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
A/N: I have no fucking clue what I just made XDDD
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FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...
