Nick: Aight welcome back whats up everyone ia cool bow except Yang and Nora
Yang: *hair is still on fire bc shes angry*
Nora: *sadly poking a waffle* Im starving
Ren: eat tge waffle then
Nora: But-
Ren: eat *shoves a waffle in Nora's mout*
Nora: ldkdkdksj gdjshshsghddhdb
Nick: ... *whispers* what the fuck...
ANyways! These dare are all from FuzzyBacon77 and wow theres alot dood... okay lets start with this one, Blake!
Blake: *flinshes and tries to hide her ninjas of love book behind her* Y-yes?
Nick: stop hiding it blake everyone knows youre reading porn... kinky bitch
Blake: *gets all flustered* s-shut up!
Nick: back to it Blake take off your bow!
Blake: what?? But??
Nick: take it off
now
Blake: no
Nick: Blake dont be a bad pussy~
Blake: *blushes* YANG!
Yang: Shes my pussy fuck off
Nick: so? Fuck you *pulls Blakw near me takes off her bow and licks her* try me
Blake: what
The
Fuck
Yang: *Ia ready to punch Nick*
Nick: hehe
Yang: *throws a blow*
Nick: *pulls Sun in and he gets the hit*
Sun: *smashes out the window* WHAT THE SHIIIIIT
Nick: Oh! Two dares in one blow niceeee
Blake: *sratches me and takes her bow and puts it back on* -_-
Nick: heh.. ouch
Neptune: *jumpa out the same window Sun flew out from* MY LOVE WAIT I MUST CONFESS TO YOUU!!! *screams until he is no longer audible*
Nick:... okay.. umm
Raven: *walks in* Yang Im disowning you
Ruby: you never wanted to her in the first place bitch
Everyone: ooooh
Raven: .... *gets punched in the face by Yang*
Yang: BYE BOIII
Ruby: *Starts laughing so hard she choked on a cookie*
Weiss: Die bitch
Ruby: uughcjchdh W-wi-es-s h-e-he-lp.fjfjejcjd
Weiss: :)
Blake: *starts helping Ruby*
Ruby: aaaahh thanks Blake
Blake: *thumbs up*
Nick: aight next-
*Neptune and Sun walks back in holding hands and smiling*
Blake: why so bright all of a sudden Sun?
Nick: aaayee
Blake: aayee
Sun: me and Neptune are datung now!
Neptune: yap!
*the two starta making out*
Ruby: *shuts the door on them* find your own room to gay on
Nick: alright! Believe it or not all those dares all came from FuzzyBacon77 haha.. that was alot Fuzz... mu fingers hurt you know...
AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT! Now thats out the way lets skip to th more.. hehe instense dare
Ruby: nothing is more instense than Yang being angry dare
Nick: ssshhh all of you come here (omg 420 words blaze it!)
*everyone starts gathering around me and my laptop*
Next dare is from Kaylanina
*opens a tab in my laptop and starts typing*
Ruby: whats....???? Yaoi??
Blake: *tense up* oh no
*10 mins after watching Yuri On Ice Victuuri Audio of YAOI*
Everyone but Blake: *is all ob their own corner in a ball rocling back and forth*
Nick: *chills by Blake* Yall are weak that wasnt THAT bad
Blake: *blushing tomato red*
Nick: I havent seen a good Yaoi in a while haha that was great!
If Yall wanna know.. its Eros and Katsudon on youtube hehehe
Ruby: bleach my eyes
Weiss: kill me now
Neptune and sun: *is like a mile away from each other*
Nick: aaah suffering... good to see
Anyways guys! Thats all for now thank you for reading heres your buffet!
Ren: *shows you a table full of foods* Enjoy
Nick: bye see yall next time!
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RWBY CRACKS AND ONESHOTS (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...
