Nick: Hello everyone I have returned! I know its been a while but here it is! Special QnA Chapter! Thank you all for stayin and lovin my chapters so far I love you
Yang: get on with it already!
Nick: calm your shit Yang! If you get me pissed once more I aint runnin this time!
Yang: *slumps into her chair* fucking bitch
Nick: okay lets get this on!
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Jaune: this is my only purpos at the moment..
Nora: I hope I have the first dare!
Nick: actually yea it is for you, Nora!
Nora: Really?? YYUSS what is it??
Nick: *giggling* Ren come here
*starts whispering it to Ren*
Ren: .... *nods and heads to the kitchen*
Nora: WHAT IS IT??
Nick: ssssssshhhhhhuuutt the fuck up and wait
Ren: *comes out the kitchen with a plate full of waffles*
Nora: wut
Ren: your dare is to eat waffles instead of pancakes the whole. 24.Hours.
Nor: 0~0
....
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Nick: *pulls out invisibility cloak* yea okay time to hide
*Ren and Nora Fighting*
Nick: okay next! This one is fromm.. ooohh this one looks fun its from Lance-Richardson and Im.. gonna.. assume youre a boy so.. He said to let Ruby Give Yang a surprice Hair cut and let everyone fight Yang. Well theres already a Fight outside... so hmm
*10 mins later*
Ruby: are you sure about this?
Nick: yes hurry up before she sees us
Ruby: *sighs*
*creeps up behind Yang*
Yang and Blake: *wathing the sunset together at the top of Mistral Building*
Ruby: *sweats as she slowly tries to cut a small bit of Yangs hair*
......
Yang: *turns around oh hey Ru-
Ruby: *panics and cuts her hair half*
Yang: *watches as all her hair falls and she now has short hair*
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Ruby: I-I can..
NICK WILL EXPLAIN
Nick: *shouts from hiding placeat the back* RUBY NO
Blake: Fuck this shit Im out *Jumps down the building*
Yang: *LITERAL BEAST MODE AND IS BREAKING THE BUILDING IN HALF*
Nick and Ruby: FUCK
30 mins later
Nick: *goes back inside the dorms heavyly panting*
Weiss: what did you do??
Nick: I may.. *pants* have toldd ugh fuck... Ruby... to *pants* cut Yang hair uugh fuck...
Weiss: What.. no.. why
Nick: I dont know dood blame the readers!
Readers: Shut up... just go on... eh
Nick: ..... -_- I almost die everyday for your entertainment
Anyways back on track!
Neo: *smashes through the window* HOLY MOTHER FUCKER ITS THE ICE QUEEN TRUCK!!!! *Slaps Weiss with an umbrella and goes back to where every the fuck she came from*
Weiss: What the fuck???
Nick: hahhaha omfg.... besy thing ever...
Anyways Im gonna cut this in half for now because some parts... needs.. somethins to do I cant explain but we'll get to tge nexy chapter once everyone stops fighting *points out the window*
Ruby: *smashes through the window* ouch
Weiss: Dolt
Nick: Haha.. okay the previous two (Neo shouts at Weiss being an Ice Queen truck and Weiss calls Ruby a dolt) was FuzzyBacon77 's dare hope you enjoyed I have to calm everyone down now
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RWBY CRACKS AND ONESHOTS (DISCONTINUED)
FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...
