RWBY CRACKS AND ONESHOTS (DISCONTINUED)

What A Day

Weiss walked into her dorm expectig to see Ruby on the floor eating her cookies Hmm.. Where's Ruby? She asked herself and started walking toward Ruby's bunk which was on top of hers of course, she climbed up and peeked "Ruby?" She flattening the bed to see if she's there. "Ruby?" She repeated and jumped off "Ruby!" She shouted, few seconds later she heard a familliar voice "In here!" Was that.... "Ruby? Where are you?" "In the fridge" what.... she slowly walked close to their small fridge how is Ruby in he- as she opened the door she saw non other than red cloaked girl munching away happily on her cookied with some milk on her lap, she did try to offer some to Weiss but she declined "Ruby you dunce what are you doing in there?!" Weiss asked with angry yet confused look on her face "Its hot out there" she said while she takes another bite on her cookie

"Ruby the aircon is on"

"But its still hot"

Weiss sighed and looked around, "Well maybe it wont be so hot if you would've closed the window" Wiess said gritting her teeth as she walk toward the window in the middle of their dorm, Ruby was about to protest but instead of ger voice coming out of her mouth ot was cookie crumbs, the heiress shut the window and looked back at Ruby

"See it will be alot more cooler if--"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

"What the dunce!?!"

Weiss looked back at the window opened it immidietly and looked down to see a revean hiared girl laying on her back coverd in leaves, luckily the bushes broke her fall

"Blake?!"

Blake responed with a groan and sat up holding her head anf looked back up

"Were you trying to climb up to the window?!"

"Umm... no?"

Weiss sighed and replied  "What ever use the stairs next time you dolt!" Blake nodded blushing of embarassment and got up removed some leave on her hair walked back inside, Weiss watched her until she turn the corner and she closed window again This day just keeps getting dumber and dumber she looked back at thw fridge to see it been closed by Ruby again, she sighed and lied down on her bed and closed her eyes for a relaxing nap.

Gawd demmit Yang WHY?! Yang curse herself while she peeked out the bathroom door Alright no one's there I just gotta move quickly and grab my towel with anyone noticing Yang tip toed and ran quietly toward the wardrobe besides Weiss bed, but she failed to notice that the heiriess was asleep, she reach out her hand to grab the towel but she heard the bedroom door creak open, she turned around to see fluterred Blake staring at her naked ass
Mmhh you touch my Talala

Yang panicked and grabbed the towel and tried to jump over Weiss' bed but landed on top of which made the heiriess wake up "What the fuck! You naked Dolt get off me!" Weiss shouted as soon she shot open her eyes Yang is panickin and flopped around her bed waving her hands and feet at random directions until she fell off, Blake just watched as she fell making her see Yang's thing, Quickly Yang coverd herself in the towel she managed to snatch before she flopped around and ran to bathroom, but boy if Ruby didnt kick open the fridge door she wouldn't be hit on her knee and went crawling back to the bathroom, but sadly Ruby did.

And there we go, a sleepy Shnee, a flustterd Blake and an inoccent Ruby who has no idea what just happend. Ruby got out of the fridge and went to Blake who her thoughts were lost in space "uh.. Blake what just happend?" Ruby asked innocently, Blake didnt reply she was still staring at nothing "uh.. Blake? Heellooo" Ruby said waving her hands in front of the faunus, this time a small red liquid dripped down from her nose going down to her chin "Uh... Blake umm..... you're having a um.." Ruby stammerd and pointed at her nose, the faunus quickly realized this and turned around covering her nose, Ruby turned around to see Weiss in her bed thinkibg deeply, she can see that she was confused, angry and sleepy at the same time just looking at her, Ruby shrugged it off, grabbed some more cookies and went back in the fridge.

YAY! I dont know why but this took me days to finish this, but damn I find this stupidly funny Idk..... fave part was Yang floppin on Weiss bed someone please draw that it will amazing XD hope ya enjoyed this stupidly crappy but funny chapter :3