Ruby: *is using crimson rose to drag Yang on hallways all the way to their dorm*
Alraight *pant* fina *pant* lly.....
*opens the dorm room*
*Neptune and Sun are making out and is on the floor drunk as well*
Sun: shit......
Ruby: GET OUT
*Sun and Neptune jumps out the window*
Ruby: *tuks in Yang on her upper bunk bed* well time to get Blake here*
Blake: *outside the window Sun and Neptune went out* I FUCKING TOLD YOU ITS CATMA---- shit *falls down*
Ruby: OH SHIT
BLAKE!!
Blake: *is tangled on the rope she used to get up there and is now upside down*
Weiss: *kicks down door and flops down to the floor drunk*
Ruby: AW COME ON WEISS I THOUGHT YOU DONT DRINK!!
Weiss: Catman said just one shot
Ruby: Im fucked
Meanwhile
Nora: LISTEN UP BITCHES LOOK AT MY PANTIES OR DIE
Ren: aw fuck
Nora: *falls down and lands*
This is gonna be fun
*grabs a watermelom and throws it*
Emerald: soo where's Cinder?
Mercury: dunno, last time I saw her, her faced was covered in puke by that blonde guy....umm Jaune was it?
Emerald: heh maybe she went and clean her se------ *gets hit by a water melon and falls down uncounsious*
Mercury: *smirks* someones gonna get fucked tonight *carries Emerald out of the Ball room*
Meanwhile
Ruby: alright Weiss and Yang are asleep now I need to find Blake
Blake:*running around the halls kicking a passed out drunk dude* FUCK THIS GUY IN PARTICULAR
*grabs a bottle of Voldka and starts drinking*
Shit... where.
Dafuq
Is
NOOOOORRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Meanwhile
Jaune: thanks Phyrra... uuugghhh *pukes on the toilet*
Phyrra: no problem. Now next time you puke try not to aim it at my boob agian -_-
Jaune: s-sorry I was just you kn--know dr-unk..... *pukes*
Phyrra: *is cleaning her boobs* well the smell of wine is gonna stay for a while *sniff* and.....maple syrupe?? Jaune did Nora force you to eat Maple syrupe again?
Jaune: maybe--*puke*
Phyrra: *sigh*
Meanwhile
Nora: IM QUEEN ON THE VOLDKA IM QUEEN OF THE VOLDKA IM QUEEN OF THE VOLDKA
????: NOOOORRRRAAAAAAA
Nora: the shit was that
Ren: okay Nora time to hit the hay
Nora: oh I will hit the hay....
Who ever she is she will be the hay *le evil grin*
(No, she's not gonna fuck her... perv)
Okay this will be all for the drunk part :3
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FanfictionThis is just a random book for RWBY lovers, Crack, puns, inside jokes, ships, one shots And other stuff! Warning: Strong Language and sexual references if you dont like, dont read. Its that simple Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY it is owned by Rooste...
