Little Papillon's-Miraculous One Shots

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A/N: Yes, I have three more. The next three are basically short ones. This was inspired by that awesome Deadpool video on youtube.

Ladybug: Chat, I'm sorry, but we can't reveal our identities!

Chat: Please, M'Lady?

Ladybug: *sigh* Chat-

Laila: *randomly pops up from bushes that were not there a second ago* Marinette Dupain-Cheng! You are in big trouble! No-one was at the bakery! I couldn't have my daily cookie! I need my daily cookie! You know what? Detransform so you can give me Tikki's cookie! I need it more than her!

Tikki: *flies out of earrings, forgetting Ladybug detransforms* IT'S MY COOKIE! *takes out cookie and stuffs it in her mouth* Ha! In your face!

Chat: Marinette?

Marinette: Hehe....

Chat: I can't believe it...all this time...

Laila: My cookie! That's it! Adrien, tell Marinette to make Tikki give me a cookie! She'll listen to you!

Marinette: Adrien's not even here. And if you want a cookie, you can have it. I always have three.

Chat Noir: About that...

Laila: Yes! A cookie! Ha! In your face, Tikki! I have two!

Tikki: *grumbles* Marinette! How could you!

Marinette: Sorry Tikki, but there are more important things to worry about right now...such as Chat Noir knowing my identity!

Laila: *fangirl scream while flipping through magazine* Marinette, don't you think Adrien looks hot when dressed up like Chat Noir? Well, I suppose that makes sense, since he is Chat Noir, but still! *shows Adrien doodled on to wear Chat's mask and suit-looks exactly like Chat*

Marinette: A-adrien?

Adrien: *detransforms* H-hey, Marinette. Or should I say, M'Lady?

Marinette: *blushes* Silly kitty!

Laila: *evil smirk* My work here is done! *somehow disappears behind bushes that also disappear*

Laila: *in faint voice far away* I expect a cookie tomorrow!

Adrienette: *Ignore her*

Laila: Sheesh...no thanks for me? Manners is so dead these days. *bumps into random dude and continues walking without apologising*

Random Dude: A sorry would be nice!