Klance One Shots

Flirting

Sometimes, Lance would flirt with Keith. A few times, it was intentional. The remainder, however, was said subconsciously, the boy not even realizing he was giving Keith flirty comments. Some were more suggestive than others. At times, it could be like, "Hey, are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile." or, "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber." At others, he could be saying things like, "Hey, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a really sweet ass." or that one really embarrassing time when Lance said, "Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty." They just laughed it off while Allura looked absolutely scandalized.

"Damn, Keith, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."

"Get a room, guys," Pidge looked at the two boys from their computer screen.

"Last time I checked, we are in one," Lance retorted.

Pidge rolled their eyes, gathered their equipment and left the room, causing Lance to look over at Keith confusedly, and for Keith to shrug his shoulders. Lance smirked over at the red paladin.

"Hey, Keith, did you clean your pants with Windex?"

"What? Why would I do that?"

"'Cause I can practically see myself in them."

"That's disgusting Lance."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

"Lance, you know I was raised in Canada."

Lance kept spewing cheesy pick-up lines, Keith responding almost immediately, while Hunk, Pidge, Shiro, Allura, and Coran pretended they didn't hear anything, and they wished they hadn't. Well, maybe except for Pidge. The green paladin was wondering when Keith and Lance would get together, so the annoying, oblivious mutual-pining would cease.

Keith eventually got tired of the pick-up lines and walked away, leaving Lance without a word. Lance got up and followed him, and they were gone for the rest of the night.

The next morning, Keith walked in to the kitchen, preparing his breakfast on a plate. Lance was stirring his coffee when Keith commented, "Hey, Lance, did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast?"

"No-"

"Because you look magically delicious."