So, in Religion we had to watch the movie about Jesus' life and all. At one stage, where he's getting whipped and crucified, my body decided to have a major break down and I felt like I was going to faint, (my body is a little pussy)
Anyways, so I turn to my friend and I say, "Uh, I think I'm about to vomit."
Then he says, "Well don't vomit on me, vomit on Bailey!"
I love my friends (note sarcasm)
And so I ask miss to go outside and sit because my vision started clotting out and I felt dizzy. So I sit outside until I can see properly again, then my friend comes out and says with no look of sympathy in his face what so ever, "It's over now you can come in."
Thanks, Portal, thanks :/
