One of these Birthday and Colour things

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So, everyone ones been doing this. I'm not sure what they're actually called. But here you go XD

Months:

January- I licked

February- I laughed at

March- I pushed over

April- I ate

May- I burnt

June- I sniffed

July- I made a cake for

August- I slammed a muffin into

September- I threw a tomato at

October- I marinaded

November- I spat out

December- I grew a beard for

Colour:

Blue- An underwater robot donkey that smelled of oranges and flower flavoured cheese

Yellow- A monkey-lama

Green- A dwarf rabid baboon

Orange- Emperor Caligula

Purple- Poop

Pink- Steve from Minecraft

Black- A living potato

White- An old lady

Days-

1- Then ran away deviously

2- Then jumped into a lake full of soda

3- Then went to a disco full of Chris the cats

4- Then punched a talking parrot in the nose

5- Then shoved it in the bin

6- Then glued it to my shelf

7- Then had a seizure

8- Then poisoned Daryl

9- Then became a ninja

10- Then became a man-eating lobster

11- Then decided to run over a lady beetle with my car

12- Then laughed at its face, cried, hugged it and ran away.

13- Then went on rampage killing muggles

14- Then realised I was a badass necromancer

15- Then had a sleep over at Bilbo Baggins' house

16- Then realised I was drunk on lead

17- Then went on an epic adventure to kill daleks

18- Then realised my hat was out of tomato juice

19- Then punched Katniss in the face

20- Then danced fabulously

21- Then toilet plunged their faces

22- Then drank a bottle of bleach

23- Then realised I was a lizard

24- Then spun around singing with Luka

25- Then spat in their toast

26- Then became mentally deranged

27- Then nibbled their shoe

28- Then started trying to pronounce gjdvjydvjjrdvkdsrjncdhn

29- Then floated into a parallel universe to eat chips

30- Then gave them a muffin top

31- Then slathered them in cheesecake makeup

Mine was this XD

I baked a cake for Emperor Caligula then drank a bottle of bleach

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