Australian Accents

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So the other day I was watching the Marvel Universe, which pretty much shows all of the productions of the movies and what the actors think, etc. Anyways, so I was listening and then Chris Hemsworth pops up and starts talking...

And he had an accent.

Do I have an accent?

He's Australian if you didn't know.

Anyways, so now I feel really self conscious about my accent...

Do all Australians have such a strong accent that sounds strange?

So I'm sitting there watching like: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???

The last time I checked I thought every other country was just being annoying liars constantly picking on our accents... But no... We actually sound like that...

Inowfeelsuicidal... 

Goddamn...

And my mum's like: It's okay, you don't sound like him...

But... what if I do and Mum is just trying to console me?

WHAT IF I SOUND LIKE A WEIRD HOBO???

*hyperventilates*

I'm going to stop typing now before I sound even more like a loser... (haha good joke Violet)

Shutup...

*jumps off cliff*

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