Out of La-La Land

Uh Huh Uh Huh I Like It Uh Huh Uh Huh

-I am making random things into songs... ya.-

Boredom is insanity... I am bored.

MINI MUFFINS!!!

I'm humming "M*A*S*H",

"And suicide is painless, the thing is brainless..."

I should stop.

I love walking up to those motion sensing doors and waving my arms at the same time they open....

"Open sesame!"

My cat has feline AIDS no joke.... She's crazy.

We love Thanksgiving night football, because we are so thankful for concussions.

On Thanksgiving bingo there is a happy leaf. A happy leaf?

Standing under mistletoe with a boy....

"I think I might be..."

"Eww! Get away from me. Boy cooties!"

I went to summer camp once. I hated it. There was too much camp spirit.

"Kids, which tree do you want?"

"The one that shoots lasers, mama!"

I wonder if mulch has conversations....

"I was a giant blue fur, what we're you?"

"I was a white pine."

"Cool, I was the capital Christmas tree one year!"

"Nice! I was at the Rockefeller center, I was a smaller tree on the edge."

"Sound exciting, you see that wood chip over there?"

"Yeah?"

"He was part of a giant redwood! 1626 years old when he was cut down!"

"Awsome! That is a long life! That piece of mulch over there was barely a sapling when he was cut up."

"Aw, poor thing!"

"Yeah, I know...."

-Remember, I need ideas! And if you would be so kind to tap that vote? (No punching, I do not want any broken hands or computers.) I will update soon!-