-Yeah I'm tired... going to be a short chapter. Oh geesh! I have started to use text talk! Gah!!!-
Today's school forecast:
Math class- real time: 45 min. feels like: 30 hrs.
Studyhall- real time: 45 min. feels like: 15 sec.
WTF?!?!
The longer you ignore your siblings, the more they yell at you. Try it.
Kids older than 12 shouldn't go trickier- treating... then how are we supposed to satisfy our desire for sugar?!?
'Yo mama' jokes are pretty old... too old to be jokes. Now they are come backs... even if they don't make sense.
You burn calories while you read... you are getting a pretty good workout right now!
All tests seem to be on Friday, when our minds can focus on nothing but the weekend.
-Now that my mind is in full working order, I think I'll make this chapter about school... and its unfairness.-
Common Core= a core that is common
WE ARE THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD! We are gonna mess up sooooo bad :)
Look, if I'm president for a day, then I get to blame all my mistakes on you, right?
Pen: doodles on your arm
Pencils: standardized tests
Bubble sheets look fun! But they are depressing....
I love to connect the dots on my bubble sheets! But the teachers think the state wouldn't except them... why can't the state understand fun?!?
State test beginning: *panicking* 'Will I get anything right?!? Will I pass?!? GAHHHH!!!'
State test ending: *finishing* 'That wasn't too bad... I wonder when these other people will be done; 'cause I'm really bored..."
Our future is in the hands of our teachers.... but the future of our planet is in our hands! Ha, we have the bigger gambling chip.
I love field trips... I don't like where we go... but I like being out of school....
"I dare you... go on! Pull Mrs. BlahBlahBlah's hair! Come on!!!"
"Yeah, scaredy cat!"
"I'll show you!" *Goes to the front of the bus*
"He's actually gonna do it! Is he?"
"Nah... wait, he just might..."
"DETENTION!!! How DARE you?!?! Go back! Go!!!"
"Yep, he did."
We are all students; crazy, different messed up students. We are all enemies... unless it involves school... then we are united.
-Hope you like this chapter! Check out my friends; whiskers11 and AleesheaTyson! Well, bye for now!-
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Out of La-La Land
RandomKeeping this up as a sort of cringe letter from baby me to current me. Wouldn't recommend reading it unless you already have and want to relive this, and in that case go for it you wild child.
