Bea:Good morning sleeping beauty!!!
Uggghhh. kung hindi si Barbie... si Bea...
Lexi:Bey… alam mo ba kung anong oras na?
Bea:Uhmmm… 8?
Lexi:Exactly! Akala ko ba lunch pa tayo pupunta ng Ust?
Julie A:Paskuhan na!!!
Lexi:And?
Julie A:Lexi my dear… pagkatapos ng ginawa ko *ehem* sa Christmas ball, balita ko, madami ng nagkakandarapa sayo… so obviously. The best way to please is you, is to give you presents! Boys will be boys… At syempre… as the last day before chistmas vacation… Dito uulan ng mga regalo… so since I’m your best girlfriend…--
Bea:Ehem…
Julie A:fine… one of the best girlfriends… Dinala ko sasakyan ko kasi alam kong hindi ka makakadala mamaya… and I told you, na hindi ka makikipagdate tonight! Dahil kami ang kasama mo! You have the half of the Christmas vacation para makipagdate sa Mr. Perfect –boyfriend-to be mo! Syempre, samin yung other half!
Lexi:But—
Julie A: Save it Lexi! I don't care what you were about to say. You are going to get up, go take a quick shower and then come back here so Bea and I can prepare you. Don't worry about what you are gonna wear. Bea and I will find a perfect outfit!
Lexi:NOOO!!! I can manage… ako na lang ang—
Before she could manage to finish her protest… she was pushed to the bathroom.
Julie A:Listen Lex… Kapag hindi ka pa natapos maligo in 10 minutes…--
Bea:Make it 15! Baka mamaya. May mga shampoo pa sa buhok niya…
Julie A:oo nga… 15! And… don’t forget… conditioner! Lexi… kapag hindi maayos at binasta mo lang yang paliligo mo…--
Lexi:Julie Anne… the sole reason kung bakit naliligo ang tao ay para sa hygene niya, meaning… para maging malinis… yun lang.
Julie A:Hmmm. Lex… alam mo ba kung anong sole reason kung bakit nagtatayo ng bahay?
Lexi:huh? For shelter?
Julie A:See? As long as safe ka sa loob ng isang bahay… okay na… so bakit may architecture? Bakit ka pa nag-aaral ng 5 years para magdesign ng bahay, nag-iisip ng kung anong design kung safety lang naman yung purpose ng bahay?
Lexi:Julie Anne… we focus on aesthetics—
Julie A: Yun yun eh! kasi, my dear... hindi pwedeng satisfactory level lang lagi diba? Kayo mismo… aesthetics ang pinapahalagahan! Ganun din sa babae… aesthetics… beauty…dati, naliligo ka para maging malinis… pero welcome to the 21st century! Quick shower was given a whole new meaning! Marami na siyang requirements… sa mga babae… when you get out of the bathroom. Kailangan siguraduhin mong prepared ka! Mabango ka na, sabon pa lang, malambot na buhok mo, conditioner pa lang!
Lexi:Pero--
Bea:Lexi… alam nating lahat na kaya mong makipagdebate sa kung kani-kanino at your age… pero alam mo namang pag si Julie Anne ang kausap mo… lalo na pag forte niya ang pinag-uusapan… isang statement niya pa lang, wala ka ng maisasagot… so if I were you… isasara ko na ang pinto, maghuhubag na ko, at maliligo na ko…
Lexi:UGGH! Teenagers and their teenage problems!
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Elmo:So… nag-usap na kayo?
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RomantikusA tweens fanfiction. :) this is LEXI-CENTERED, but all tweens are included. pairings? (surprise, surprise!) who am i kidding? you already know ALL the existing tween loveteams out there. Biased? be warned. this is created by my own imagination. GE...
