Yes. COMMENTS. Plural. SunsetWillows, your comments are worth more than Trump Tower and a small loan of a million dollars combined.
"Today I opened CNN. Trump won.
I refreshed the screen ten million times. Trump still won.
I cried with my friends. Trump still won.
I opened Wattpad, and tended to my exploding PM box. Trump still won.
I checked the television reports. Trump still won.
I cried. I cried, and cried, and just when I thought I'd been cried out, I got a message from my Mexican friend, saying goodbye in case she got deported.
And then I cried some more.
Until I was just lying on the stairs, sobbing and clutching my knees.
Trump. Still. Won.
But he doesn't have to: Because we're still Wattpad. We united over defying Trump before, we can unite now. It doesn't take some sort of miracle. All it takes is us. and We don't have to let him win. He doesn't have to be President Trump, he can just be plain Trump. Nobody says we have to call him that. We're not done for. Because, guess what I did? I messaged my Trump Dumping friends. I went and posted anti-Trump things, I read anti-Trump fics, and I announced "LET'S DUMP TRUMP!" in a crowded supermarket.
We're already great. Let's prove that to Mr. Trump."
By: SunsetWillows
"People In 2016: Trump won't win, will he?
People In 2017: Trump won't be that bad, will he?
People In 2018: Trump won't be allowed to do that, will he?
People In 2019: Trump won't last long, will he?
People In 2020: Emperor Trump won't sponsor this year's Hunger Games, will he?
People In 3016: Did people really elect this guy?"
By: SunsetWillows
YOU ARE READING
A Small Loan of a Million Dollars (And Other Things Making Fun of Trump)
RandomGreetings, fellow Trump Dumpers! This book is going to contain Donald Trump memes, hate, hair, and more! So, Trump haters, read on! I hope you'll enjoy. Trump supporters, however...get a better education. #letsdumptrump Highest Ranking...
