*clicks CrunchyRoll app* *searches for Yuri!!! On ICE* *clicks on 'coming soon' icon* *checks time* YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!ITS COMING OUT IN 2 DAMN HOURS?!?!?!? UGHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T WAIT THAT DAMN LONG!!!!!
THAT WAS AT 12! ITS ONE! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!! I CANNOT WAIT SOOOOOO LONG FOR THAT EPISODE!!!! UGHHH!!! And yeah, you can see that I watched every episode. They're left at where the outro begins, since I skip that, and how much wifi and battery I have.
~Birthday Games!~
Ok... *adjust glasses* I got Azusa as the character(August). Watches me sleep(21). And turns you into a vampire(black). So it's....
Azusa watches you sleep then turns you into a vampire.
Cool.
More dirty one, ohohohoho. You stroke the erection of(21) Carla(Aug) and then you have sex until it hurts(yellow). DAMN YOU FEBUARY BORNS!!!!!
You stroke the erection of Carla and then you have sex until it hurts.
[Name] demands you to kiss him, Yuma then you get pregnant by him. WHAT THE HELL YUMA?!?!
Yuma demands you to kiss him then you get pregnant by him.
I have a dress with different colors, that's why I pick different colors.
HEY!!! I GOT LAITO!!! *cheers like Victor in the other chapter* EY YO!!!
LAITO AGAIN!!!!! HAHAHAH!!!!
I got Senri and Aido. Why both? My hair is blond-ish brown. Becomes your best friend because he wanted too! Aww! Aido and Senri are my friends!!
I GOT HARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARU, MA MAN!! HA! CARLA GOT IZAYA! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! AND NERDY GOT LIGHT!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! I'M THE LUCKIEST BITCH!!!!
The pervert. THE DAMN PERVERT! Whoever was born on October, I'm sorry for you. Besides, I'm lucky. I AM a pervert IRL. Hehehe.
Y'all tell who ya get!
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Anime/K-Pop jokes/stuff only otakus/kpopers get/ WATTYS2017
RandomSo here are a few jokes that Otakus might get!