Anime/K-Pop jokes/stuff only otakus/kpopers get/ WATTYS2017

I hate Amazon

*checks mailbox for pillowcase* *hasn't arrived* FUCK! *goes back inside* *has a fit* *puts on cat headphones* *plays BTS in full blast* *blocks out the fucking boring world around her* *has a pissed expression* *Danger is playing*

ITS BEEN ALMOST A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH! WHERE IN THE WORLD OF FUCK IS MY PILLOWCASE!!!! *has a tantrum in the post office* MY PILLOWCASE WAS SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE YESTERDAY, I WANT IT NOW! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ARRIVE WITH MY FUCKING SHIRT ON THE FIFTH, ITS THE SEVENTH! WHERE IS IT,YOU FAT FUCKS?!

If my parents hid the pillowcase to see me worried and mad, I will crack their skulls with knifes. I'm wayyyyy more than mad, I AM FUCKING ENRAGED! I WILL KILL ANYONE AND ANYTHING FOR MY STUFF! ITS A GIFT I BOUGHT MYSELF, I NEED IT! LIKE FUCKING NOW! I AM NOT HAPPY NOR CHEERY! I AM A DEMON IN DUISGUISE, WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!?!

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS, I AM EVERYTHING BUT FINE! I AM NOT GOOD! *is fighting in her brain with her parents voices being blocked out* I AM STILL ON MY PERIOD, I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT, I HAVE TOO MUCH STRESS AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *starts messing her hair up* I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING CRUEL WORLD ANYMORE!

If only music and dancing can solve this. But the only dances I know now are BTS. Which makes me more mad.