I'm already so far in

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In Health class, we talked about sexual abstinence.

It said we should try sexual actions on ourselves and explain why we're horny as teens.

What's up with my class staring at me? *looks at the the room* WHAT?!
Class: You were muttering stuff under your breath and cursing.
I was? Huh, it's good if I curse in French now... VA TE FAITRE FOUTRE, PUTAINS!! (Go fuck yourselves, whores.)
Class: What?
Nothing you would ever understand.... Just myself.


Now, in class our teacher asked us if we had known about sex. I, of course being the class pervert, didn't get asked. He asked the "innocent" people in class. I had learned as kid what sex was. Cause I walked in on my parents fucking. I was just like, eh fuck it. I bet you are wondering why the title is like that. Read on.



















And now, my useless ranting of how cute the boys are with pets.


OH MY GOD JIMIN'S DOG AND HIM ARE SOOOOOO FUCKING CUUUUTTTEEE!!!! TAE WITH KKANJI, MY GOD!!!!!OH NAM'S DOG! OML I'M DYING!! ALSO THE OTHER DOGS AND CAT! I'M DYING OF CUTENESS!!!!!!!!

Carla confiscated my phone TWICE cause of BTS and Yaoi. First it was WoH and then it was the old ice cream dick looking trick. Fucking Lelouch and Suzaku.


AND YOONGI'S SMILE!!!! JESUS, ITS BEAUTIFUL!!

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AND YOONGI'S SMILE!!!! JESUS, ITS BEAUTIFUL!!


AND YOONGI'S SMILE!!!! JESUS, ITS BEAUTIFUL!!

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CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait.... I have two Jimin fans as friends... Next and Luz...... BATTLE TO THE DEATHHHHH!!!!!!!





 BATTLE TO THE DEATHHHHH!!!!!!!

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