MERRY NO FUCKS MAS FOR EVERYONE! *wakes up everyone* GET YO LAZY ASSES UP!!!*everyone wakes up* WHAT?!
It's Karma,Shinoa,Levi and Victor Nikiforov's bday! So here ya go! *hands them ze presents*
Karma: *opens his* Wow! A knife set! Ari, you bought me this?
Yep, my husband deserves THE gift from his wife. And, we all know how much you love knifes.
Karma: True.Shinoa: *opens her gift* A manga version of Boku no Pico?
Yep. Cause I fucking want you to suffer. No one ruins my ship.Victor: *opens his gift* Amazing! It's a plushie of Macchachin and another pair of skates! And couple clothing?
Well my Victuri has sailed, so I give you couples clothing for you and Katsuki. So enjoy~!Levi: *open his with tea* A tea set and some langerie? Ari, the fuck?
Well you love tea and you fuck Eren almost every day. So you must be top or bottom sometimes!Also, I watched the trailer for season 2 of AOT. IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!!! And Kaji Yuki is back!!!!
There are more Titan shifters and the Armored and Colosal Titans are back!
Levi: How the hell are you happy? Me and Eren might die.
I know, but I know Hasijama won't kill either of you. Eren is the main character and you are like a main cast character. So he won't kill you. If he does, I swear to all hell I will make him pay. And I think you got your hair dyed blonde..... Idk.And I re watched the trailer for the movie, BB, and I re watched the trailer for season 2, Ao no Exorcist, and Tokyo Ghoul might get a season 3, Tokyo Ghoul: Re.
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Anime/K-Pop jokes/stuff only otakus/kpopers get/ WATTYS2017
RandomSo here are a few jokes that Otakus might get!