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Taekook and a lil story

So, I'm gonna post some shit I sent Nerdy_Purdy through texts messages cause we be bored and we ship TaeKook. You guys knowing me, it's smut.

WE GOT A FIESTY KOOKIE! HE BE EITHER FINGERING OR PUMPIN DAT D!!!!!!! I think it's both... See how Tae's arms in there too.

YAS TAE! BE ME! ACTUALLY DO THAT! (I would so do that to the whole band if I met them/kidnap them! I would put my foot in their dicks and rub it in there until they start groaning in pleasure and I make masochists!)

Tae, YOU BETTER WRECK HIM! SOONER OR LATER, HE GOTTA BE WRECKED!

What? I just so happen to have many smut pictures! DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE NONE, LYING BASTARDS! (HA! Lie began when I wrote that! Not the musical intro just like Jimin singing)

~Storytime~!

BTS meets Ari

Long before actually buying passes for her trip to Canada, Ari and her family wound up staring at one of Ari's favorite bands. Ari was in AGAPE and staring at two figures. She pointed to them so her family can see and they sighed. They can never clear her daughter of this. They nodded and she let out a loud scream. "NNNNAAAAAMMJJJOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!" Ari's voice has never been this loud, not even when she was at MagCon.

BTS looked at where the voice came from and saw a girl wearing a BTS shirt  with shorts and red converse. (The shirt is black, gold and white). Namjoon liked her style and was in shock of how loud she could be. They looked at Jin who sighed and nodded. ARMYS everywhere these days. They walked to where Ari was blushing in embarrasment and happiness. She hugged Tae and Namjoon, who were frozen with her sudden contact. Her parents smiled for their daughters sake, her brothers scowled. "Thanks a lot for a nice road trip!" Her brothers and cousin sighed. "Oh shush, assholes. I found my idols, I'm happy. What happens if we see Drake or Tay Swift in New York?"  Ari asked with sarcasm.

The seven boys stared at the girl who was cursing out her brothers and cousin. "So fucking what?! They are over 20! Who the fuck cares if I wind up dating one of them?! Oh fuck off!" Was what they heard of an argument her and her third brother had. "Is she always like this?" Namjoon asked Ari's mom. "You have no idea..... It's so loud and you can feel her curse at your soul if she starts cursing in French." Her mother and father shivered.

Tae looked at how Ari was making dramatic gestures at her brother until she went to pounce on him, that's where he grabbed her waist and dragged her back. "Kim Taehyung! Let me go! I wanna beat the shit outta this bastard!!" Ari started kicking Tae, until he sighed and turned her around. He kissed her to shut her up, which she kissed back. She stuck out the middle finger towards her brother as she kissed Tae. Tae hugged her waist and got closer to her, making the kiss deeper than it was.

Jin and Jimin pulled the two away from eachother, grabbing them by the necks of their shirts. "We gotta head to Canada so we have to leave now." Jimin spoke in very broken English. "Oh hey! I'm going to Canada! I'm gonna see Niagara Falls there and meet one of my friends." Ari spoke in perfect English. The rest, except Namjoon, sweatdropped. "How old are you to actually be this good at speaking in English? And when did you learn?" Namjoon asked her. "Almost 14. Turning in 2 months." Ari stuck out 2, her middle and pointer, fingers. "And I learned since I was a baby and I learned howta walk! Basically, me and these four bastards can speak perfect English." Ari pointed to herself her three family members in the back and her mom.

The band was shocked that such a young kid is better at speaking in English than them. "To Canada we go?" Ari wrapped her arms around the boys. "Yep!" All of them, except Jin, said. Jin looked at her parents and let them. They were gonna need an RV.

In the end, her and the boys made videos, appeared in concerts, made snapchats, made cover songs(that was JungKook), and took many selfies. They actually liked Ari and her weird personality, especially her Fujoshi side when they played truth or dare. They actually bought a manga version of Boku no Pico for Namjoon, who barfed when he read it. X that ended up in Ari almost fainting from too much laughter and the rest crying.

They liked the clothes she wore. Either a black top with a black skirt and boots to an white off shoulder blouse with genie pants and sandals. And for fancy, a dress with her hair either in a bun or a ponytail and makeup. Which they found so sexy for a teen.

They got to know her better and went to her Quinceañera.

In the end, Ari loved all of them and decided to marry all of them!

I'm so fucking weird for that fucking ending! 😂 but, as said, I am going to Canada. Also New York, North Carolina, I think Boston and New Jersey and Philly and where is Hershey Park again? In Pensilvania!

Yes, a full 14 day road trip from all those places. June 3-4 to June whatever cause I ain't fucking doing the math.

~2020: so... i saw bts live🤩 in 2018 in chicago. my happiest moment in life. my mom spent about a thousand on four tickets. i don't regret it.