And still no one was saving the dying couple.
Cassie tried to....but...
Ahem.
"ILL SAVE YOU!" *Cassie runs over*
Thrawn was busy taking selfies of himself next to his work of art.
Mart has disappeared a moment to go bandage up his wound from tripping and walked back out naked (sorry but...this autocorrect joke is gonna last forever...)
Willow screamed.
"MART!" She yelled
"Sup Willow?" He asked totally unaware.
"YOU'RE NAKED!" Willow shrieked happily.
"OML NO." Mart screeched and went running away while Willow ran after him SCREAMING Mart.
Sabinewrenrebels: Guys they're dying really?
Cassie swore she could save them.....then she saw Kallus and Pryce still dancing and ran over fangirling.
"PRALLUS. I SHIP IT" she said cheerfully.
Sabinewrenrebels: SO JUST LET SABEZRA DIE WTF PEOPLE.
Godoffangirling: godoffangirling ) "LISTEN TO KANAN SWEARING IS A SIGN OF WEAK VERBAL SKILLS."
*we still hear Mary's screams*
Willow yelled out "EXACTLY."
Sabinewrenrebels: Kriff this. Where's that doctor that showed up earlier?
*runs in* "YOU MEAN ME?" Rebels.trivia asked.
Sabinewrenrebels: SAVE SABEZRA ALREADY.
"Okay ummmm....so what am I supposed to do again?" He said unsure.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOCTOR!" Sabinewrenrebels said facepalming wondering how her story got so off track.
"Oh yea...I forgot about that."
Sabinewrenrebels: *facepalms again*
Hera ran over and whispered "Join the club"
"Okay okay OKAY don't worry. I have GOT THIS." Rebels.trivia said NOT IN ANYWAY REASSURING.
Poe screamed again. "THATS MY LINE!" And tackled him.
Thus another fight began.
Sabinewrenrebels: *starts planning a funeral since they're probably going to die*
JP30MVP ran in.
"I KNOW FIRST AID!" He screamed before running over and putting a bandage on the stab wounds.
"SEE I KNEW THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO!" The *doctor* tried to say while still fighting Poe.
Sabinewrenrebels facepalmed again along with Hera.
"SO is this what happens when the empire comes?" Kanan asked meekly.
"YES IDIOT!" Hera screamed.
"Oh." Kanan said.
"Cool this gives awesome plot. See my ideas are da bomb" Kanan said, trying to make a cool face.
Hera facepalmed and had to walk away because she wanted a divorce at that moment.
Mart ran back in wearing clothes this time, with Willow still chasing him.
"I WANNA SEE MART NAKED AGAIN!" Willow screamed.
Sabinewrenrebels: WILLOW PG THERE COULD BE CHILDREN FFS.
Willow pouted.
Mart got down on a knee.
"WILLOW WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" He said holding out a rock that Kanan had helped him pick out.
"HECK YES!" Willow said screaming and grabbed the ring.
Cassie turned away from Kallus and Pryce a moment.
"Looks like Willmart is a thing now." She said fangirling.
Sabinewrenrebels fainted.
The SO called doctor decided to act this time.
"THE AUTHOR FAINTED WE ARE ACTING ON OUR OWN NOW!" He screamed.
Poe ran to grab and waffle and then ran back.
"THESE WORK TRUST ME BRUH" he said reassuringly (not)
And so the *doctor* (STILL Rebels.trivia in case I'm confusing people as usual) slapped sabinewrenrebels with a waffle.
"THIS IS JUST WHAT I LEARNED IN MEDSCHOOL!" He said proudly.
The author awoke and now had three funerals to plan, along with a Willmart wedding.
Ezra and Sabine just had weak bandages slightly slowing the bleeding.
Fun times!
HELP WHAT AM I DOING IM CHOKING AND IM DEAD LMAO 😂😂😂I AM SO INSPIRED YAY 😂😂OKAY yea bye. Enjoy?
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Sabezra Forever
FanfictionEzra has had a crush on Sabine since day one. Little does he know, Sabine feels the same way. When they admit their love for one another what will happen? Will they stay together? Find out in Star Wars: Sabezra Forever. Beautiful cover made by @sabi...
