(A/N: Hi guys!!!! Just wanted to let you know that the title of this book has been changed to "The Guardian" just in case of any confusion, enjoy!!!)
Lana's PoV
Okay, so all that Shiz was explained, but I still couldn't shake that look off me. That look of betrayal that all three of my friends gave me.
"That's right," A cold voice sneered from the wall behind Dad.
Snape was pulling off Harry's invisibility cloak, his wand pointed directly at Dad.
"HOLY MOTHER OF WOOLY SOCKS!!!!!" I screamed as everyone jumped and screamed.
But before any action could happen, they all turned to stare at me.
"What?" I asked, "Do you guys need something, because I need a can of popcorn to watch all this drama. Harry, you should document your life. I'm sure it'll be a best seller, along with Percy's life. I mean, so much action and drama! Hmm, what if people make movies out of this!!! YAY! That would be so cool! And then we can all secretly watch the movies about our lives, and then someone will tell you that your scar is on the wrong side and you'll be all angry Hare Bear and be muttering under your breath," I said, "Like 'grrrrr, I'm an angry Harry Potter, stay outta me way!!! Grrrr wha you talking 'bout BOOOOY, I'm da real thing a thing a ding dong," I said trying to imitate his voice.
They all stared at me like I decapitated myself and ate all the cake.
"WHHAATTT?" I asked.
"You're my favorite person in this room right now," My aunt told me.
"Aw! Thank you!" I said grinning at her.
Then I turned to Snape, "Continue," I said in a very Snape like tone.
Muhahaha
Oh Hades's greeting underpants, he did NOT!
Oooooh, He's gonna get it........
HE DID NOT JUST THREATEN MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!
"YOU'RE PATHETIC!" Harry roared, "JUST BECAUSE THEY MADE A FOOL OF YOU AT SCHOOL YOU WON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!"
"YOU TELL THE BIG BAD MAN!!!!!" I screamed.
"SILENCE!!!! I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO LIKE THAT!!!" Snape shrieked like a little girl, his face reddening to an unhealthily shade of red, "Like father, like son, Potter! I have just saved your neck; you should be thanking me on a blended knee! You would've been well served if he'd killed you! You'd have died like your father, too arrogant to believe you might be mistaken in Black- NO GET OUT OF THE WAY, OR I WILL USED FORCE!!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU LITTLE-"
OH HE'S GETTING IT NOW!!!!!
"Expelliarmus!" Ron, Harry, and Hermione yelled.
Now, if you're wondering why I didn't yell that (although I wish I did) it's because I have no idea where my wand is right now. So I used to good old fashion way and went over to the unconscious Snape and punched him in the nose, making is gush blood. Then I turned to see the trio.
"You shouldn't' even done that," Black said, looking at Harry, "You should've left him to me, or Lana," He added hurriedly seeing the glare I gave him, "Or my darling, lovely, beautiful, amazing, smart, wonderful wife, Ash,"
"Better," We both told him.
"Harry, Hermione, Ron, run," Sirius whispered, "I'll hold them off,"
I flipped him off and cut the ropes off my Dad.
"Lana," He said in a scolding voice.
"Hi Daddy," I said innocently.
"Don't you try to play innocent with me," He said with that scolding tone.
"Hmph! Me? PLAYING innocent? I have NO idea where you got that one! I mean, I'm ALWA-" I began.
"NO SHE'S NOT!!! MOONY!!!! SHE'S AN EVIL EVIL CORRUPT LITTLE DEMON CHILD!!!!!" Sirius yelled cutting me off.
"SIRIUS ORION BLACK!!! DON'T YOU DARE TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT YOUR NIECE!!!!!!" Auntie Ash roared, "AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU!!!! WHEN YOU NEED TO KILL SOMEONE, YOU LEAVE NO EVIDENCE AND YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!!! HONESTLY!!! NO CUDDLES FOR YOU TONIGHT!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius yelled.
"NOW, SAY SORRY TO OUR NIECE!" Ash said.
"Sowee Ana," Sirius said and I rolled my eyes.
"You're stupid," I said.
He gasped, "Cluckster! Aren't you going to yell at her?"
"WHAT did you just call me?" Ash said in a dangerously quiet voice.
"Uhhhhhhhh, Honey Buckets, I love you a lot, You're my favorite Lupin twin?" Sirius said.
"Hey!" Dad exclaimed.
"Don't worry Moony, you're my favorite Werewolf," Sirius said.
"I'm the only Werewolf you KNOW," Dad said.
"So glad that you've all been able to catch up, but we have a rat here that's actually a person to turn into the ministry of magic so we can get him outta prison," I said, "Wow, that sounded less messed up in my head,"
"Your lives are pretty messed up, aren't they," Ash said.
"Yep," I said nodding.
"We attacked a teacher, we attacked a teacher," Hermione whimpered, her eyes wide and full of fear, "Oh, we're going to be in so much trouble,"
"I'm not saying that I believe you," Harry retorted.
*Sigh*
I flopped down onto a bed and laid there, listening to Sirius talk and try to convince Harry that he was innocent.
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HARRY?" Sirius roared, "HOW DARE YOU FACE HIM? HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JAMES IN FRONT OF HIM?"
Did I miss out on something?
"Sirius! You interrupted my thinking!" I exclaimed.
"Hush child, the big kids are having a conversation," He said.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???" I asked angrily.
"I said, Hush child, the big kids are having a conversation," He said, "Duh!"
Oh he is so dead.......
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The Guardian
FanfictionLana Jackson's life has never been boring. She was left at Camp Half-Blood when she was just a year old, and she met her brother and mother when she was 5. She's been fighting monsters almost her entire life with weapons like swords and spears. But...
