Sam said Guess what I made you, a long-distance relationship kit. Yeah I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7. All Witwicky all the time Olivia said. Sam that is so weird. Sam said And I got you a couple souvenirs from the event that cannot be mentioned on cell phones. Olivia looked at him she said do I even want to know? He shushed her and he said to Mikaela, Some mixes and candles and stuff. Mikaela said Sounds cute I can't wait. Sam said Hey You want the infamous D-Day shirt? Mikaela said You kept your nasty shredded clothes. Yeah Of course I kept it Mikaela. It's like my Super Bowl jersey I bled in this thing. Olivia said thats gross and get off the phone Sam. Sam said I will hold on Olivia
Wow. You're pretty confident huh Sam said. No it's not that It's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high. Olivia laughed at him he gave her a death glare. Mikaela You think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you. Sam said You really should come with me. They got cheap apartments near campus Mikaela. Well that's not gonna happen until I get my man-child father fresh out of prison, back on his feet he said in the back ground I heard that. He then asked Where'd you put the clutch covers? Mikaela said Next to the camshafts.
Sam said I love it when you say camshafts. Whisper it to me. Olivia took a newspaper and rolled it up and hit him over the head with it as Mikaela said Camshafts. SAM said ouch, Mikaela asked Why can't I hate you? Sam said It's my Witwicky charm. Olive Wait hold on. Wait hold on a second she looked at him its just destiny for you to be a couple. Sam looked at Olivia. Mikaela I guess we're not breaking up I'll be over in 20. Sam said Mikaela I think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt. Olivia took the phone and said bye to Mikaela and hung up. Sam he dropped it then said, There's a fire he screamed Dad we got a fire Fire. Judy said
Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard? Ron said Can you just stop? Yeah okay Judy said I'll stop. You carry this shit. Ron said Wow. Judy said Do you know what? Ron said What? Judy said I don't want to go anywhere with you. I don't wanna go to France with you. I don't wanna go around the corner with you. I'm going back inside. Ron said All right fine. I'll call you from Paris. Olivia yelled bumblebee help us they were being attacked by little robots.
End of chapter 7
