"Why do you only call me when you're high?"
"But I'm always high."
that seventies show
season one-season six + epilogue
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"A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month," Kelso read off a box. "Man, living in Africa must be great! Everything's so cheap."
"If you ask me man UNICEF is a scam," Hyde said, stealing a magazine for Lucy.
Lucy rolled her eyes as she turned the page in his hand, "Everything is a scam to you."
"Because everything is a scam," Hyde said.
"Oh lighten up," Eric said. "Remember how much fun Halloween used to be? Making costumes? Or trick-or-treating?"
"What is trick-or-treating?" Fez asked.
"Oh, Fezzie man you've been missing out! Trick-or-treating is your new best friend!" Lucy said.
"You put on a costume, you go door to door and say Trick-or-Treat and people give you candy," Jackie explained.
"Oh! You've got to be kidding me! They just give you candy?" Fez asked.
"The best part of Halloween is getting the crap scared out of you. One year I saw The Legend of Sleepy Hollow I couldn't sleep for a month!" Eric laughed.
Everyone looked at him in embarrassed silence.
"My favorite part of Halloween is the costumes. Especially last year when Lucy dressed as a nurse—" Hyde started laughing.
"It was Laurie's leftover costume! I didn't even know I was going out until Donna dragged me out!" Lucy defended herself.
"They give you candy?" Fez asked in disbelief. "Just like that? No strings?"
"Yes Fez get over it," Donna laughed.
"Hey guess what! My church is doing a haunted house!" Jackie smiled excitedly.
"I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians," Donna said.
"Unless they have an image of a dead guy coming back to life, that'd be pretty scary," Lucy added.
"No, unless they have chainsaws!" Kelso said. "Lets go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!"
"Michael I told you! I don't like Texans!" Jackie said.
"Who do you like Jackie?" Lucy asked.
"I'm not even sure if I like you guys," Jackie shrugged.
"I know, we could go to Old Main," Eric suggested.
"Our old grammar school?" Donna asked.
"Oh God no, not that place," Lucy sighed.
"Yeah, sure, you know. A dark, burnt-out, boarded up school. Very creepy," Eric elaborated. "We could tell ghost stories."
"Free candy?" Fez asked again. "Even if you're not from this country?"
