Dear Journal,
Today, I saw the most horrific thing in my life! No, it wasn't Michael without a shirt on (am I the only one who thinks that?). Although, I am Ashton Irwin. I can think what I want!
Anyways, the horrific thing that I saw was Luke on the couch basically shoving his tongue down some girls throat! Okay, it wasn't some girl, it was his girlfriend, but they've only been together for like, what? A week? I lied, they've been together for a month. And I don't know why I'm reacting so much over this. I mean, hell, Ashton, he can do what he wants!
When I walked in, I let them keep at it for about ten more seconds and then I let out a high pitched scream to let them know I was in the room. You should of seen the looks on their faces!
Amanda, the –girlfriend– literally flew off the couch. She was on the ground while Luke had somehow managed to fall off the back of the couch onto the floor right at my feet. I laughed so hard I think I peed myself.
That outta show that bitch for making out with my man– I mean her boyfriend, Luke, infront of me!
Ashton.
i'll update whenever i get 2 votes on this chapter ok bye
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