Dear Journal,
THAT NO GOOD TWO TIMING SON OF A GOD DAMNED BITCH! Pardon my language but I am angry, beyond angry. Do you want to know what I JUST SAW? I saw Amanda today snogging some boy that wasn't Luke! I was starting to like her! She would actually answer my questions when I asked her them! I didn't even hesitate to call Luke and tell him that his bitch was making moves on some man.
BUT OF COURSE THE MAN LEFT BEFORE LUKE COULD COME! Amanda saw Luke walk in the stupid Starbucks and she ran over to him all smiles and cheers and was like "Luke! What a pleasant surprise!" and as the couple went to get some drinks Amanda turned around and gave me this OVER SWEET SMILE.
Later that night Luke came to me and punched me! He said "How dare you assume stuff that isn't true!"
But the point is here is that,
LUKE TOUCHED ME!!! :)
ashton 'blessed' irwin
p.s i am SO going to track amanda down and catch her and her nasty other boyfriend red handed.
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Diary of a drummer. (Lashton au)
Humorbook ONE This isn't a diary. It's a journal. Only girls do "Diarys". I'm a boy so technically its a journal. Does the name "Journal" go with a book that has a pink cover with purple fuzz lining it? I mean, I could easily cross out the curly words...
