Dear Journal,
So Luke has a journal. All I need to do now is get to that precious journal of his and read it.
But I can't be rude and inconsiderate asshole and just grab it from him. Maybe I could get Ashlyn to do it, do you think she would? I am hanging out with her today. And tomorrow... She'll get the journal and we'll read it while we cuddle up on the couch..
I can imagine the journal now,
purple, sparkly, totally girly. I can almost smell it too.
When did he get this journal though?
Did he buy it himself?
Did Calum get it? What about Michael?
I BET CALUM AND MICHAEL GOT IT WHEN THEY WENT ON A DATE A FEW DAYS AGO.
and yes, its been a few days since ive figured out about Lukes journal.
I bet he writes about me in that journal,
i bet he writes that he'd love to get in my pants and f me senseless.
I MEAN IF HE WRITES THAT STUFF THEN OH GOD WHY DOESN'T HE JUST GO FOR IT?
IM ALL READY FOR IT.
But anyway, im positive Luke has a journal,
i can feel it in my balls.
and im ready to search every corner of this god damn house until i find it.
and trust me
I WILL.
JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT AND SEE.
oh hey, ashlyn is here.
ashton
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Diary of a drummer. (Lashton au)
Humorbook ONE This isn't a diary. It's a journal. Only girls do "Diarys". I'm a boy so technically its a journal. Does the name "Journal" go with a book that has a pink cover with purple fuzz lining it? I mean, I could easily cross out the curly words...
