Dear Journal,
Amanda stayed the night last night and I swear to god I was about to cut her neck off. When her and Luke were in another room I saw that she had left her phone on the couch and being the NICE AND RESPECTFUL HUMAN BEING THAT I AM i took it and went to go give it back to her.
SO AS I WAS ABOUT TO GRAB THE PHONE IT LIT UP AND THE FONT SAID 'Hudson<3" and being the RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL little shit head that I also am, I slid the little 'view message' arrow and snuck into the other room, Luke and Amanda were getting it on in the kitchen (yuck kitchen sex) AND I TOOK A PICTURE SO I COULD SEND IT TO HUDSON TO GET HER BUSTED
BUT OF COURSE THE VOLUME ON THE PHONE WAS TURNED ALL THE FUCK UP AND MADE A SNAPPING NOISE AND AMANDA TORE AWAY FROM LUKE AND BEGAN SCREAMING.
AFTER AMANDA LEFT AND LUKE YELLED AT ME FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR, CALUM THE SAVIOR CAME IN AND KISSED MY CHEEK AND SAID "BABE, CALM DOWN. LETS GO CUDDLE YEAH?"
and the look that passed lukes face was priceless, "you're dating?" he had asked and i nodded my head.
if he only knew my plan
ashton
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