Dear Journal,
so it f i n a l l y happened and Malum is now a thing and i know this because i heard them last night and let me tell you this it must of gotten pretty serious because my wall was shaking like hot damn chicken and ham
so yeah they did the frickle frackle and what i found the best about this is that luke actually came in and i heard him yelling at them to shut the eff up (hes so responsible i love him so much hes literally fab)
but anyways, i called amanda recently (oh god shoot me now) and asked her to come over.
now let me get this straight- i am not straight- i do not like that nasty bitch at all. i just need her for an experiment.
because in order for luke to fall in love with me i have to do what amanda did to him.
and then when luke is totally into me i can go back to my fabulous ways and make the relationship ashton style.
so when amanda came over i of course did not let luke know because what dumbass would actually do that
IM DONE WITH SITTING AROUND.
I AM DONE WITH GETTING ANGRY AT LUKE.
ITS TIME FOR ACTION AND ASHTON LIKE A PUMA
IM GOING TO MAKE LUKE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
SO IM GONNA TAKE ME PURPLE SPARKLY PEN
AND IM GONNA TAKE MY DIAR- JOURNAL.
AND IM GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
ashton
(ashtons finally doing something good for him. goal: 25 votes, 25 comments]
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