Dear journal,
Today Amanda and Luke got into a bit of a fight and while they were yelling at each other I was behind the door going "U get 'em Luke! yell at that nasty cheating bitch!" and when Amanda ran out of the room crying she came up to me while I was casually sitting on the couch after almost getting caught,
She said to me
"You've gotta help me get Luke jealous! He says that our relationship is revolved around sex and I just need it!"
And I said "trust me, I want his dick as much as you do."
And Amanda got up and grabbed my hands. her face was real close to mine as she whispered "you better help me or I will not hesitate to kill you."
And so of course at that time Luke decided that he should walk in and see Amanda all up in my face again. At that time she pulled away and said "Ashton, just because I'm not getting along with Luke doesn't mean you go and hit on me. I'm not interested and I love Luke. stop." and then she gave me that evil glare and I said
"But babe! me and you were meant to be! I love you l- Amanda!"
I almost said Luke and she smiled sweetly at me. Luke then grabbed her by the waist and in front of me she said "we should go somewhere, like on a date,"
And Luke was all in for it.
And as they were leaving she gave me a sweet smile and I was left as the bad guy again!
IM now sitting here on my bed whilst listening to the moans and groans of Amanda and Luke getting it on.
My heart hurts.
Ashton
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