aerisdad: hey guys if you like,,,,need anything at any time,,,,,literally anytime,,let me know bc i won't be getting sleep for like the next,,,,six years
jess_jong: shoot sorry bro, thanks for the offer tho, i'll surely take up on that sometime
coolappa: That was such a Jongdae move
coolappa: What's up though?
aerisdad: you guys remember when i told you aeri stayed at the in-laws and kellie and i had the weekend to ourselves,,,,,and stuff
rocket_leader: AHAHAHAHA
aerisdad: THATS NOT FUNNY
jess_jong: probably is to minseok he won't have to suffer alone
zyxzlo1317: Congrats Baekhyun 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
jess_jong: congration u done it
kitanasword: i leave for two days and he already has two kids
ohyes_sehun: im not surprised tho
ohyes_sehun: i've seen a lot more of baek and kell than i wanted to in college i was scarred
aerisdad: shut up don't bring up a sin as big as college
jongout: meanwhile it's only been five months in and im slowly inching away from sanity
jess_jong: same man
ohyes_sehun: me too
aerisdad: kell ks four months in
aerisdad: is*
kitanasword: DUDE she kept it from you for THAT LONG??????
dosoo: You're ACTUALLY telling me you didn't notice the slightest,,,,,The slightest bump
aerisdad: i thought it was a food baby
jess_jong: same man
aerisdad: anyways
zyxzlo1317: does anyone know what type of music babies like
ohyes_sehun: try skrillex
jongout: IM SCREAMING
rocket_leader: NONONONO DO NOT DO THAT PLEASE DON'T NON O O
aerisdad: i mean do we really know
aerisdad: babies could like,,,,some type of death core metal or,,,,really hard rap music
coolappa: Please do not try any of those genres with your child please don't
jess_jong: speaking of hard rap music
dosoo: Jongdae please don't.
jess_jong: check out my soundcloud mixtape, @ jong4dayyz, my debut album is called jong4dayyz i worked really hard
ohyes_sehun: Are You Serious
kitanasword: he's serious I featured on it as well
aerisdad: i did a few backup vocals
jongout: there are tears
coolappa: 'My Cinnamon Apple' doesn't sound so bad 🤔
jess_jong: Bithchfh none of them sound bad
dosoo: Everyday we stray further away from God's light
ohyes_sehun: Everyday I get closer to hitting that 'Leave Chat' button
zyxzlo1317: Look I just...Asked for music suggestions I didn't...
kitanasword: babies like guitars....kitana likes it when I play for her
zyxzlo1317: actually i was just curious since like,,,,babies don't really know what they're listening to
zyxzlo1317: they don't know what guitars or drums or any instrument is
jongout: Are you okay Yixing
rocket_leader: Idk how I feel about this
aerisdad: BUT GUYS,
aerisdad: WHERE DO BABIES LEARN HOW TO SUCK ON THINGS
jess_jong: What
zyxzlo1317: ????
aerisdad: I'm serious,,,Like...Nobody teaches babies how to do that it's just instinct to suck on pacifiers and boobies
jess_jong: same man
ohyes_sehun: me too
kitanasword: i relate
coolappa: woohoo
dosoo: 🖐🏻
jongout: you guys are FREAKy
YOU ARE READING
★ pops! ★
FanfictionSleepless nights, joyful mornings, and nothing but happy times. Just a book filled with EXO as fathers and learning and growing along with their children ?? *in editing*
