Princess Peach recieves a text from an unknown number...
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N/A: Where's froggy?
Princess Peach: Excuse me? Who is this?
N/A: not until you tell me where froggy is
Princess Peach: ...
Princess Peach: I'm sorry, but I have no clue where your froggy is.
N/A: Then you won't know my name
Princess Peach: Why are you texting a stranger about this? Don't you have friends?
N/A: yeah but they got tired of me
Princess Peach: Oh, well I'm sorry! I can help you! Where was the last time you saw him?
N/A: ...I dunno.
N/A: my first guess was mobius but idk now...
Princess Peach: Where is Mobius? I don't remember anyplace being called that!
N/A: You dont know Mobius?
Princess Peach: wait... I've heard of Mobius before actually...
N/A: you have? that makes me happy
Princess Peach: ...and where I live that's a planet away. Sorry, haven't been there since the last Olympics, Big.
Big: You know my name?? who are u??
Princess Peach: I'm Princess Peach. Do you remember me?
Big: OHHHH YEAHHHH
Big: wait u have a phone
Princess Peach: yes, and while we're talking, how about you tell Sonic and his friends hello for us? Also, pls tell Amy that she'll never get what she wants if she continues that.
Big: ok. but that last part...?
Princess Peach: ...girl thing.
Big: K.
Princess Peach: Goodbye, Big. It was nice hearing from you again! I do hope you find your froggy soon!
Big: thx. c ya.
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Mario prank texts a stranger... who is actually someone he should'nt have pranked... O.O
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED
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Mario: why hello there would you like my new clothesline of dirty spaghetti t-shirts? I'm legit selling
Stranger: ... who the crap is this
Mario: only the BEST t-shirts in the world come from me
Mario: buy now and get satisfied for only 49.99!
Stranger: that's so gosh darn expensive tho
Stranger: who would buy stained shirts anyway?
Mario: only people that know better than you, so hurry now
Stranger: I might need a shirt... but darn it's so expensive...
Mario: ...and hurry up (before I get bored of this -_-)
Stranger: UM EXCUSE ME?!?
Stranger: How dare u try and rush me!!!!!!
Mario: and who are you to go against my company
Stranger: I am the Lord of the Koopas, KING BOWSER of course.😈😈😈 I'm afraid you prank texted the wrong number, kid
Mario: ...wtf
Mario: ...and this is Mario
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: well this is awkward
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHA😅😅😅😅😅 YOU ACTUALLY LEGIT THINK YOU WERE GONNA BUY ONE OF MY FAKE PRODUCTS!!!! HAHHAHAHA
Bowser: If you mention this to ANYONE next time i will KILL peach and you will never have her 😈😈
Mario: but then you won't have her either
Bowser: ...
Bowser: THE POINT IS TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN
Mario: ... o.O Talk about what?
Bowser: Exactly.
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LOL I was laughing when I wrote this OMIGERSH I hope you liked that! I sure did!
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