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Mona Pizza?! Liking who?! (The cheesy romance confession is REEL)
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Mona to Waluigi
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Mona: Is this Waluigi?
Waluigi: the one and only ;)
Waluigi: who dis?
Mona: You're friends with Wario, right?
Waluigi: Yup. again, who are you
Mona: I'm Mona Pizza. Has Wario told you about me?
Waluigi: Yeah. You're pretty cool girl
Mona: ...
Mona: thanks!
Waluigi: why are you asking about Wario why dont you just text him?
Mona: ...he... didn't really give me his number
Waluigi: ahh I see
Waluigi: want me to give it to you?
Mona: No that's okay. I was just making sure you knew me, bc Wario tells me a lot about you. Especially your hilarious adventures...
Waluigi: he does??
Mona: Yeah. All the time.
Mona: anyway, let's get to the punch here. Waluigi, I really like you, and you are a cool guy. I was wondering if... we could hang out sometime... like, a date...?
Waluigi(face flushed red as he writes): M-Mona... are you for real?! But I thought you liked Wario!! How could anyone like me??
Mona: Things can change, Waluigi. Besides, Wario and I don't spend as much time anymore, anyway.
Waluigi: but I thought y'all had ice cream yesterday, Wario told me
Mona: ...oh. Yes. That. I'llseeyouatTostarenaTownaroundCrazyCapfortheicecreambyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Waluigi: u-uh... bye...
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Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, and Waluigi
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Wauigi: hey guysssss
Mario: waht
Luigi: I AM FINE TONING MY DEATH STARE WANNA PIC
Waluigi: ...uh... no thanks.
Waluigi: I just wanted to say that MONA LIKES ME!! AND SHE ASKED ME OUT ON A DATEEEEEEEE
Wario: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAT!?
Luigi: wow really
Wario: LIES
Waluigi: HERE IS FREAKING PROOF *sends screenshot of him and Mona's conversation*
Wario: those are fake boi We had ice cream yesterday!! How could she just change affections like that?!
Waluigi: that's what I said but she just replied that "things change", whatever that means.
Wario: b-but--
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FanfictionThe cast of Nintendo's most famous franchise, Super Mario, are given a whole new wave of communication in this utterly hilarious book! Well actually idk if it'll be actually funny. I'm winging it actually. BUT STILL (forget u read that) ON WITH THE...
