Toad cracks his phone into literally a million pieces, but how it got in that state is quite a story...
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The Regular Group Chat - Peach, Toad, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi
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Toad: hey gousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Toad: dangit i meant guys
Mario: what toad
Toad: who is this
Mario: oh stop with your stupid pranks you know who I am
Luigi has joined the conversation.
Luigi: you know what I'll just join for the fun of it
Mario: toad's pranks are fun to you??!?!?
Luigi: well, yeah, to an extent
Mario: give me a reason to not disown you as my brother right now
Luigi: woah woah woah!! Okay, mario i hate toad's everything
Mario: good
Luigi: what the frick
Toad: can I talk now this isn't a prank i swear on my hat
Luigi: but you don't have a... OHHH
Luigi: Mario, I think he's serious if he swears on his hat
Mario: okay okay fine
Toad: I have downgraded to an iPhone 4-
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAT OH MY SIDES
Luigi: wow lol
Toad: GUYS SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Princess Peach has joined the conversation.
Princess Peach: Toad's new phone is an iPhone 4?! LOL!
Toad: even you, princess?? Ugh, let me explain...
Princess Peach: please do
Toad: okay... it all started when...
TOAD'S STORY TIME KIDDOS
Toad: Once upon a time(more like 4 weeks ago, but whetever), I was in the passenger seat going to Crazy Cap for those fresh hats doe and I had my iPhone 5 on my lap. I had the thought of putting it in my fuh-resh leather coat pocket, but the thought slipped away as fast as it came. By the time I was dropped off, I forgot my phone was even there. After my fresh and lit shopping spree, I found my phone on the road a few inches from the sidewalk's... er... side, run over and literally crushed into a million pieces. In a panic, I frantically turned it on, and fortunately, it worked like a charm, however, little glass shards left glittery residue on my fingers, and the phone emitted a faint smell of... something... er... I don't even know how to describe it. Being now broke (after buying all dem hats doe fam) I couldn't find a way to fix the screen, so I found my ol' iPhone 4 and set it up, and now I can't get Insta, Snap, Minecraft, Roblox, nothing to work, because my phone is version 7.2.1 or something while everyone elses is like 11.1.2 AND THIS PHONE IS SO FREAKING OLD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sorry, we are having trouble with yer boi. He's having a meltdown. We'll be back.
Mario: PSHH you play roblox?! LOL XD YOU TRASH
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