If it has a tail it is a monkey- *realizes that people are reading*
Oh hello there.
Thanks to @Shleepishpineapple for this suggestion!
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DK to Pauline
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DK: iufebqdvspno bwd
Pauline: ...
Pauline: Hello?
DK: bowdoiturpe
Pauline: Um...
DK: whaid goubon
Pauline: Would you please type so I can understand it?
DK: *sends 2-second audio message by accident*
Pauline: Do you need help...?
DK: bananejx
Pauline: ...bananas?
DK: yes
Pauline: what about bananas?
DK: teyare yummy
Pauline: Okay. I like bananas, too
DK: did tou sy4ao y hanahas
Pauline: Please, Donkey Kong. Come on. what is this about?? I have a tight schedule as mayor, here!
DK: ofo
Pauline: I'm just... gonna go now...
DK: OUVFB)HQDIB{ONFOUVBQ
Pauline: HOly crAP
Pauline: Donkey Kong, I really have to go
DK: NOOkbjjabbaoc
Pauline: Then what is it?? Why are you texting me
DK: *sends link to Never Gonna Give You Up cover by Kazoo'd!*
Pauline: ...
Pauline: toADDDDDDDD
DK: lololololoolololololololololol skeeet yeet gotta skeet on outta hereeeee
Pauline: TOAD YOU MADE ME MISS THE BEGINNING OF A CONFERENCE CALL!! I'LL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!
DK(Toad): lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Pauline: Why are you so annoyingggggggggg
DK(Toad): why are you so busy
Pauline: Because I actually have talent that I can put into a job
DK(Toad): Ow why am I burning aaaaaa
Pauline: ugh shut up and leave me alone
DK(Toad): thicc apples with umbrellas
DK(Toad): I didnt mean to send that
DK(Toad): *sends 10 second audio message of him screaming and DK beating the tar out of him*
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Author's Note: Sorry for not updating in like, literally forever. There's school and writer's block as factors... *sigh*
I am also "working" on another request (don't worry! I will publish that next, I promise!) but I will still take requests for more chapters and questions to ask the Mario cast since that was a thing and yeah.
Also, at the beginning, did anyone get that reference? (Hint: Veggie Tales...? No? You are unCULTURED)
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