Super Mario Texting! {REQUESTS CLOSED}

Rosalina's Crush

GUYS! IM FREAKING BACC BOIS AND BETTER THAN EVER *freaking dAbs like those hIp kIdS*

Thanks to @NintendoStarrie for this suggestion!

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Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina

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Princess Peach: hey girls! How are you all today?

Princess Daisy: Pretty lit over here

Princess Peach: Ooh! What's happening?

Princess Daisy: Well my kitchen is literally on fire hey Luigi don't you dare touch that you know it's gonna aw Luigi I told you to stop

Princess Peach: ...

Princess Peach: Are you voice texting...?

Princess Daisy: Nah were fine

Princess Peach: are you sure?

Princess Daisy: If I'm able to go to Smash, I'm sure a little fire won't hurt me

Princess Peach: Daisy, I'm afraid it doesn't work like that...

Princess Daisy: Potato potato it's all the same

Princess Peach: Daisy I feel like I need to come over now and help you...

Princess Daisy: Luigi's got it and I'm helping him. S'all gud in the Sarasaland hud

Princess Rosalina: What in the h*ck

Princess Rosalina: Oh, my goodness, pardon my french

Princess Rosalina: I couldn't help but notice my phone fall of my side table in the middle of story time from lighting up so much so this better be good.

Princess Daisy: my kitchen is on fire but we've got it

Princess Daisy: dont mind me Luigi so help me dont let it reach me we really should call 911 911 is for wussies

Princess Rosalina: er...

Princess Rosalina: Are you sure? The climate in Sarasaland is usually dry; it would easily cause fires and keep them going since there's hardly any rainfall in that region.

Princess Daisy: whattheheck

Princess Daisy: shut up

Princess Peach: Well, Rosalina, since you were so kind as to join us, how are you today?

Princess Rosalina: Personally I'm a bit torn, but I don't think now is a good time.

Princess Peach: It is never the wrong time in this chat. We text at whatever time we want to! So, what's wrong?

Princess Rosalina: I don't know if I should say...

Princess Daisy: you better tell us now

Princess Rosalina: well it's about a boy...

Princess Daisy: OOOOOWHEEEE ROSIES GOTTA CRUSH FREAKING CHOKES IM HERE FOR YOU FAM

Princess Peach: Do you mind telling us who it is?

Princess Daisy: cough cough waluigi

Princess Rosalina: lol ew

Princess Rosalina: Why would I like someone that I'll never really get to know