Super Mario Texting! {REQUESTS CLOSED}

I LOVE YOU--! OH CRAP WRONG PERSON! o.O

Thanks to @Nintendo_Starrie for this request! Check her out!

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Mario to Peach

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Princess Peach: Mario where did you put the rolling pin

Mario: what

Princess Peach: The diddly darn rolling pin, Mario! Where did you put it?

Mario: I didnt touch anything peach

Princess Peach: yes you did

Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Mario: That one

Mario: I don't know where i put it

Princess Peach: ughhhhhh Mario pls try to remember

Mario: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mario: Maybe I put it in the fridge

Princess Peach: Why in the MUSHROOM KINGDOM- You know what? I'll just not judge and go check

Princess Peach: It's not there

Mario: are you sure

Princess Peach: yes

Mario: Are you really sure

Princess Peach: Yes, Mario, I'm sure

Mario: ARE YOU SUPER SURE

Princess Peach: Ask me that one more time i dare you

Mario: are you sure about that

Princess Peach: MARIO CAN YOU JUST REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT THAT ROLLING PIN PLEASE

Mario: Why do you need a rolling pin

Princess Peach: Well, I thought that'd be obvious. I make pastries all the time I should be making a living off of it

Mario: But cakes don't need rolling pins

Princess Peach: Stop with the stereotypes! I make more than just cake!!

Mario: Are you sure

*silence*

Princess Peach: Remember where the stupid rolling pin is or leave

Mario: fine fine

Mario: uhhhh

Mario: Give me a moment

Princess Peach: *sighs* Uh huh... yep.

Mario: OHH I REMEMBER NOWEEE

Princess Peach: Where?!

Mario: In the.... cabinet.

Princess Peach: No I already checked there-

Princess Peach: frick. I'm blind. Thanks

Mario: lol Go bake your cake now

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In another chat, Pauline is (doing something requiring Mario's help just make up something)

*realizes what I said and waits for the inappropriate suggestions appear in the chat*

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