Thanks to @-_Mr_F_- for this chapter!
(I'm sorry this isn't in bold my phone doesn't work apparently when I press the button so I'm sorry. I've always found it easier to follow along when the names are in bold, but I really wanted to get this out there)_______________
Waluigi to Mario
_______________Waluigi: Hey, Mario?
Mario: Yeah?
Mario: wait crap pls don't ask me again-
Waluigi: lemme in smash
Mario: no.
Waluigi: why won't you lemme in smash
Mario: your nose is too big and your mustache is too thin
Waluigi: pls
Waluigi: ;-;
Waluigi: everybody else is in smash
Waluigi: What do they have that I don't?
Mario: You don't have your own series
Waluigi: Rosalina doesn't have her own series
Mario: basically Mario Galaxy
Waluigi: Yoshi doesn't have his own series
Mario: actually
Mario: yoshi's island
Waluigi: well
Mario:
Waluigi: pls lemme in smash ;-;
Mario: no
Mario: so help me no
[Piranha Plant: Hey Mario?]
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Mario to Piranha plant
_____________________Piranha Plant: Hey Mario?
Mario: yeah?
Piranha plant: we've met before for that one brief second remember
Mario: yeah ofc how are you?
Piranha Plant: I'll be better in a minute
Mario: ?
Piranha Plant: can I be in smash
Mario: you know what
Mario: sure
Mario: everyone is asking me so idk anymore
Mario: be in smash
Piranha Plant: OI YEEEEE
[Waluigi: can I pls ??]
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Mario to Waluigi
___________________Waluigi: can I pls ??
Mario: Sorry
Mario: uh
Mario: slots are full
Waluigi: whAT THE-
**PIRANHA PLANT NEWCOMER! SCREW GENO!!**
**AVAILABLE AS DLC WHEN YOU PRE ORDER!!**
**WALUIGI IS PROBABLY JUST A SPIRIT NOW LOL XD**
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Authors Note: you know how I always do one of these but I have no idea what to sayActually I lied don't forget that I still take requests and questions for the Q AND A PLS COME ON
what
I'm done now
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