YAY FOR 400 VIEWS!!! Y'ALL ARE THE BEST! Don't forget to check out my other books when you have a chance! Thank you! I'm only doing two questions this time, bc ...stuff. Thank you zoe_lovesfanfics and Cagg123123!!
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Toad: HEL-LO llamas and mangoes, today we will have a questionaire event today! Here, we have our participants, Peach, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi...
(Time skip after all the introduction crap)
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Toad: OKAY Bowser, you have the first question from @Cagg123123. She asks, "Bowser, on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you hate Mario?"
Mario: *looks at Bowser* Yeah...
Bowser: *eye twitches* There is no definite number to explain how much I hate Mario.
Mario: what are you for real
Mario: are you chicken
Mario: BOI
Bowser: IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I WILL PHYSICALLY EXPRESS MY HATE FOR YOU!!
Mario: Come at me! I've beaten you numerous times already. *smirks*
Bowser: *you should see his face he's so red from anger* LETS GO. YOU AND ME. RIGHT NOW.
Mario: You're on.
Toad: NO NO NO GUYS CHILL STOP!!!
Daisy: Save it for Oddysey!!
Peach: *exhales* Can you two stop!? *pulls them apart from the back of their shirts/shells*
Bowser and Mario: *stop and calm down* Sorry, Peach.
Peach: Y'all are babies, you know that? There shouldn't be a difference between Baby Mario and the real Mario! That goes for you too, Bowser!!
Bowser and Mario: *groaaaaaaaannnnnnnn*
Mario: *sits back down* *crosses arms* *looks away from Bowser* Fine. Hmph.
Bowser: *does the same*
Toad: *sighs as he wipes his forehead* Next question...
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Toad:... is from zoe_lovesfanfics and she asks Peach, "If you could get rid of someone, who and why?"
Peach: Well, I don't want to get rid of anybody... They're my friends!
Yoshi: What about Bowser??
Peach: oh yeah...
Bowser: But Peach-
Peach: I would like to get rid of Bowser. Why? For obvious reasons.
Bowser: OH COME ON!! PEACH, SERIOUSLY?!
Peach: *shrugs* Sorry, bud. If you didn't have to kidnap me, then things would've been different.
Bowser: *;-;* wha- wha- whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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Toad: ...and thank you for watching the first episode of Super Mario Q+A. That's all for today! Come back next time and see our llamas poop beans first hand!
Everybody: wait wha-
Toad: sorry wrong lines. Yeah we're done now so-
You: *turns TV off* what frick heads.
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IM DONE.
FINIQUE.
is that a word
BYE.
hey there ._.
im sorry i'll stop
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