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(Sorry but I'm writing this on my phone and the "at symbol" screws up everything.)
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Birdo to Yoshi
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Birdo: Heyyyyy ;)
Yoshi: oh hi birdo
Birdo: Since you have a phone now...
Birdo: I was wondering if we... could hang out know what I mean
Yoshi: What if...
Birdo: 😋😋
Yoshi: ...we can stop the DANG ELIPSES AND TALK LIKE ACTUAL REGULAR PEOPLE
Birdo: What don't like it?
Yoshi: Birdo
Birdo: What bby
Yoshi: OKAY #1 PLS don't call me "bby" again #2 I don't want to be in that type of relationship yet
Birdo: YET...
Yoshi: fine. Correction: NEVER.
Birdo: Aw come on boo ;(
Yoshi: I AM NOT YER BOO
Yoshi: I AM NOT YOUR BAE
Yoshi: I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Yoshi: SO SHUT UP ALREADY
Birdo: ...😰😰😥😢
Birdo: But I just want someone to love...
Yoshi: Then find someone else that's NOT me. How bout Toad. Bug him.
Birdo: I don't bug anybody!! Do I?
Yoshi: To me? YES
Yoshi: It was a mistake for Nintendo to put you in here with us, THE COOL GUYS
Birdo: Says the SIDEKICK who gets SHOVED down PITS by his BEST FRIEND😤😤
Yoshi: DONT YOU DARE GO THERE
Birdo: I
Birdo: Just
Birdo: Did
Birdo: Come at me bro
Yoshi: THE NEXT TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER I SWEAR TO YOU THAT I WILL ROAST, HUMILIATE, AND DEMOLISH YOU
Birdo: Right back at cha
Birdo: ...boo 😋😋
Yoshi: WHAT
Yoshi: I'm not dating AT ALL TO ANYBODY
Birdo: One day you'll love me...
Birdo: And not be such a crap-hole
Yoshi: Let me mark it on my calendar... oh wait I forgot. NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
Birdo: 😍😍 luv u Yosh
Yoshi: My name is Yoshi. Btw
Birdo: I know😍😍
Yoshi: I'm going to jump off a cliff now.
Yoshi has left the conversation.
Birdo: Let me jump with u😘😘
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