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Wario to Mario
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Wario: ay mario
Mario: Wat wario
Wario: ...I have some of the princesses underwer
Mario: O//////////O Wat
Wario: If you wanna get some
Mario: ...this isnt what good guys do
Mario: am i a good guy
Mario: This would be a bowsr thing
Mario: and i'm not bowser
Wario: Or I'll have all da loot to mahself
Mario: WAIT
Mario; ...just one
Wario: alright and that's gonna cost ya
Mario: UGH Everything with you comes at a price
Mario: how much.
Wario: ...around....
Wario: 9,000 coins
Mario: WHAT?!?
Mario: What are these excusive custom made Victoria's Secret panties with gold trim or something
Wario: what makes u an expert
Wario: ...OOOOOHHHHH MARIO YOU SLY SLY MAN
Mario: what NO I've never seen those i was just joking
Mario: it was a joke
Mario: I was joking
Wario: good.
Mario: but i can't pay that tho just lower the price
Wario: ...fine 8,000
Mario: lower
Wario: 7,000
Mario: i spend my coins on a regular basis not just hoard them up like u do bc I actually have a life. I used to have that much tho ;( miss my adventures
Wario: FINE
Wario: 2,000
Mario: ...
Mario: ...
Mario: deal
Wario: great! meet me at my house and don't forget to PAY UP YA SCRUB
Mario: I'm not a scrub i'm the real deal unlike someone who I'm currently texting who has a rip off name, rip off hat, and face
Wario: You want her undies or not
Wario: If you offend me one more time I'm just gonna drop it
Mario: ok ok sorry
Wario: my house at 3
Mario: K
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OOOOOOHHHH Mario's n trubz now
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Wario to Waluigi
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Wario: ay Waluigi
Waluigi: wat u got the money
Wario: Yup
Waluigi: How much??
Wario: 2,000!
Waluigi: O.o wow that's a lot
Wario: ikr
Waluigi: Who did you scam to get THAT MUCH??
Wario: that scrub knockoff
Waluigi: oh. I thought it was the princess herself
Wario: that'll never happen
Waluigi: what did mario think he was buying
Wario: da princeses underwear 😉
Waluigi: HAHAHAHAHA That's a GOOD ONE
Waluigi: look wat we're teling Peach once we're done with all this money!
Wario: On three
Wario: one
Wario: two
Wario: three!
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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There you have it people and I hope you liked that! This one was really funny to plan and write out. See you in the next chapter!
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