Yeah this is when people don't pay attention to who they're texting and just text. Sometimes the message is something the recipent takes the wrong way thinking it's them.
LETS READ NOW SHALL WEH
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Princess Peach to Bowser instead of Mario
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Princess Peach: Hey! I was just wondering if you'd stop by before you leave... I have a few sweets for you to snack on on your journey 😉😉
Bowser: Peach what are you talking about you hate me
Princess Peach: ...fine I'm sorry that I fussed at you earlier but you were being a pain in the neck.
Bowser: are u for real right now
Princess Peach: I'm being completely honest Mario
Bowser: Ohhhhhhhh well princess ur talking to the wrong guy but I'll be happy to visit! 😈😈
Princess Peach: O.O omigosh NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Princess Peach: I MEANT THAT FOR MARIO!! Dang it pls don't come bowser and forget all of this
Bowser: But this was the only time you were ever even close to being this kind to me
Princess Peach: Its not like I like being stuck in a stupid crummy castle all day or anything
Bowser: whoops
Princess Peach: uh huh
Bowser: ...
Princess Peach: ...
Princess Peach: bye
Bowser: can I still come?
Princess Peach: No.
Bowser: Dang it
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Daisy accidentally texts Peach instead of Luigi
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Princess Daisy: hey weegee
Princess Peach: Daisy I'm not Luigi
Princess Daisy: you aren't Luigi. You're my weegee
Princess Peach: no for real Daisy look who you're texting its ME Princess Peach!!!
Princess Daisy: says 'Luigi' to me so you're obviously lying.
Princess Peach: What the Heck?!?!?!?
Princess Daisy: whats wrong, baby
Princess Peach: -_- Do you know who had your phone last?
Princess Daisy: I left it charging on my bedside table last night. Nobody touched it... ever. Luigi what is going on
Princess Peach: Were you ever around Toad at all
Princess Daisy: ...no
Princess Peach: the ellipsis expresses a form of lying
Princess Daisy: I'm not lying!
Princess Daisy: Who am I even texting?!
Princess Peach: Toad switched up your contacts. I thought you were spared>-<
Princess Daisy: ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Princess Daisy: sorry person
Princess Peach: It's Peach
Princess Daisy: sorry peach
Princess Peach: its okay
Princess Daisy: Then who's Peach on my phone if you're Luigi
Princess Peach: uhhh you'll have to ask Toad for that
Princess Peach: Good luck
Princess Daisy: DANGIT WHY TOAD
Princess Peach: save your strength until the real battle begins
Princess Daisy: Oh IM READY Toad better watch his diaper-behind bc I'll be bringin some red shells
Princess Peach: Doesn't red shells target cars, not people? Lakitu kept telling Wario that when he was trying to hit Waluigi when he lost all of his coins during Cloud Cruise, remember?
Princess Daisy: I have some targets my baby self stumbled into and out of innocence gave to me
Princess Peach: stop lying
Princess Daisy: BYE PEACH
Princess Peach: Bye 😆😆
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And that's it!
-AUTH-THOR'S NOTE-
I'm sorry for not updating sooner, school's ending and my brthday's coming up and all that and May is always a busy month for my family. At last you can have this. I was fun to write and I hope you enjoyed :D
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