Uh oh. Mario's been trying to lay off the mushrooms. Out of a last resort decision after no's from the Princess and Luigi, Mario contacts Toad.
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Mario to Toad
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Mario: Toadddddddd
Toad: waht im watching mlp
Mario: I need
Mario: wait what
Toad: you want...?
Mario: I can't take it anymore i have to have ONE MORE mushroom just one
Mario: The feeling it gives me.... i can't describe it... I can't believe none of you guys have tried it yet
Toad: bc we don't wanna end up like you
Mario: a hero?
Toad: addicted -_-
Mario: toad just tell me when you're free and give me at least a 1-up it's healthier
Toad: ...
Toad: ...
Toad: ...
Toad: ...
Mario: toad stahp
Toad: I'm legit thinking right now
(pause)
Toad: come by my house now
Toad: before anyone sees u over here
Mario: where do you store them?
Toad: in the back cellar
Mario: great now you don't have to lead me anymore😈😈😈
Toad: ...locked with 3 different keys
Mario: DANG IT
Toad: look u want em or not
Mario: i do
Toad: THEN COM OVA HARRR
Toad: or i'll spam
Mario: kkk
Toad: WAIT YER A PERT OF THE KKK
Toad: i aint givin u no musrooms then mr.kkk
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Toad then went to Peach and told on Mario, and now Peach is angry at Mario.
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Peach to Mario
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Princess Peach: MARIO MARIO how DARE U
Mario: what
Princess Peach: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!! YOU PROMISED!!!
Mario: what?? I legit have no idea what your'e talking about
Princess Peach: Mushrooms, Mario. Mushrooms.
Mario: REALLY?!? Where pls tell me
Princess Peach: ;-; That's the problem. Toad told me everything Mario. Don't you dare
Mario: what?!? Toad was gonna give me some but he trolled me ;-;. I texted too many K's. AND I'M NOT FROM THE KKK
Princess Peach: I wasn't gonna say anything about that.
Princess Peach: I'M SAYING WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR OLD WAYS
Princess Peach: ITS NERT HEALTHEE
Mario: Peach, c'mon i was only gonna have 1
Princess Peach: uh huh. Then you'll want another one. And another one. AND another one. UNTIL TOAD'S STASH IS GONE
Mario: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Princess Peach: oh dont cry to me I'm trying to help you
Princess Peach: Why don't you ever try to folow Luigi's footsteps for once and stay out of trouble
Mario: but he's younger than me
Princess Peach: ...
Princess Peach: so?
Mario: So SAY SOMETHING i'm giving up on uuuuuuu
Princess Peach: wait mario what was that
Mario: that last one was good. u shudda tryd it
Princess Peach: MARIO
Princess Peach: HOW
Princess Peach: HOW
Princess Peach: HOW DID YOU GET THAT MUSHROOM
Mario: howd u no its a mershram
Princess Peach: I am the princess of the MUSHROOM kingdom, thank you very much and you just proved that YOU ARE EATING TOAD'S STASH
Princess Peach: didn't toad say he had a lock on it
Mario: ...
Mario: he lied
Princess Peach: i quit. I can't be princess anymore i just cant
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Sorry, that was a little shorter than the last chapter but I'm winging this and trying to be funny but idk if its working or not. The next chapter is going to be an attempt and I will have to make it work. Thank you for reading, commenting, and voting! I will try my best to write great stories.
~Da Ather
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