HOLY HECC ITS A RAP BATTLE BOIS
NOBODY REQUESTED THIS! THIS WAS A 4AM KIND OF IDEA AND I WAS LIKE "HOLY HECC" AND THUS
cough im sorry for my foul language
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Toad to Mario
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Toad: Hey
Toad: Hey
Toad: Hey
Toad: Hey
Toad: Hey
Mario: Error: 404 This number could not be reached at this time. Try again later.
Toad: Classic maneuver
Toad: But you can't beat me
((An hour after no response))
Toad: because I'm a ree
Toad: skee
Toad: bee
Toad: tree
Toad: The bee is in a tree
Toad: saying ree
Toad: cuz there's a fee
Toad: for his house
Toad: and his wife
Toad: had to bounce
Toad: so the bee
Toad: In his tree
Toad: had to flee
Mario: That got pretty dark
Toad: Oh Mario you actually didn't remove your number
Mario: dang it he knows
Toad: Mario I've been thinking
Toad: I said I've been thinking
Toad: I said I've been thinking
Mario: YES ?!?!
Toad: I wanna be a rapper
Mario: why
Toad: why
Toad: n o t
Mario: have fun
Toad: hehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Mario: I already know I should regret this but right now I don't even care
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Toad to Peach
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Toad: Hey
Princess Peach: oh no
Princess Peach: I mean what now
Toad: imma be a rapper
Toad: wanna hear my sick beats
Princess Peach:
Toad: you wanna hear my sick
Princess Peach: sure
Toad: ahem
Princess Peach: did you just clear your throat in text
Toad: They call me swag
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