Shawn: So what's it like dating Normani?
Camila: Once right after an argument, I asked her for a glass of water, and she brought me a cup full of ice and said "wait."
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Perrie: Do crabs think that fishes are flying?
Jesy: Perrie its 4 a.m. Go. To. Sleep.
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Lauren: You know how some girls say "I only like you as a friend?"
Luis: Yeah??
Lauren: I don't even like you that way.
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Dinah: This year I lost my dear friend, Camila.
Camila: [From the other bedroom] STOP TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!
Dinah: Sometimes I can still hear her voice.
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Perrie: You're not gonna believe this because it usually doesn't happen, but I made a mistake.
Leigh: ???? What do you mean it usually doesn't happen ???
Jesy: You once thought cows were called milk monsters.
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Camila: Someone sent me hate on twitter.
Ally: Don't pay attention to them Mila, you're amazing and we all know it!
Dinah: Fuck that! Let's shoot them!
Camila: Dinah, no.
Dinah: You're right we don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay? We get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches!
Normani: I'm in love with you.
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Jesy: Honestly Perrie, I'm so disappointed in you.
Perrie: ...
Jesy: I expected so much better from you.
Perrie: Well that was your fault then sis. I got nothing to do with that.
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Camila: I suppose I'll just drink all my sorrows away...
Camila: *Opens a caprisun*
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Perrie at 3 a.m: Can I ask you a question?
Jade: Only if it's important baba, we have a meeting tomorrow.
Perrie: Do owls have eyelashes?
Jade:
Perrie:
Jade: *Pulls out phone and opens google*
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Dinah: Guys, Mila's into BDSM.
Camila: What's BDSM?
Ally: *From the other room* BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS.
Camila: Oh yeah! I'm totally into BDSM.
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Leigh: You rude gardening tool!
Jesy:
Jesy: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe?
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Dinah: You've heard of bread bowl, now get ready for...
Dinah: Bread plate!!
Lauren: So a tortilla?
Dinah: You're blocked.
Lauren: Dinah this is a verbal conversatio-
Dinah: I SAID YOU'RE BLOCKED.
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Camila: *Jumps on bed next to Normani*
Camila: Once again, fate throws us together.
Normani: Camila this is my bedroom.
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Perrie: *In awe* Wow. You look lovely.
Jade: Lovely? Well it's nice that you've extended your vocabulary from words like "Banging" and "Hella banging."
Perrie: You still look hella banging though, babe.
Jade: I'm staying home.
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Dinah: I don't wanna be here anymore. I'm lonely and I'm so lost...
Ally: Aw Dinah! Don't say things like that! What's wrong?
Dinah: No, I mean I'm literally lost. Ally I've been in the fucking woods for two hours now.
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Normani: *Wearing a tight black dress*
Camila: *Sighs* I wish I could pull that off.
Normani: *Smirking* Go ahead, honey bun.
Camila:
Normani:
Camila: What
Normani: What
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
