Dinah: I love you mom!
Ally: What did you do?
Dinah: What? Nothing!
Ally: Oh. Okay! I love you too!
[Twenty seconds later]
Normani: ALLY, DINAH BROKE THE TOASTER!
Ally: *Sighs* I knew it.
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Dinah: Look, I'm gonna tell you something walz. There are two types of people in this world.
Dinah: Those who you trust to hide a dead body...
Dinah: and those who are the body.
Camila: Which one am I?!
Dinah: You're very special, Chanch. You're what I like to call, an alibi.
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Jade: OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
Perrie: ... I was gone for thirty minutes babe.
Jade: WAS IT REALLY THAT LONG? OH GOD. DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN.
Perrie: ?? I had to poop ??
Jade: Next time we'll do that together! Okay?
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Ally: I'm the sass queen.
Lauren: *Coughs* Trash queen.
Ally: *Turns around* I'm not a mirror, Lauren.
Lauren: Did you just...?
Normani: I hear shots being fired.
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Jesy: Honestly before little mix, my life wasn't easy. And you know I'm grateful for all of you, but you... well, meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Leigh: I agree.
Jesy: What?
Leigh: I agree. Meeting me was the best thing that ever happened to you.
Jesy: ...
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Camila: So I heard you like bad girls.
Lauren: Yeah?
Camila: Well, *Smirking*, I don't mean to brag but sometimes when I'm playing wii, I don't put on the safety strap.
Lauren:
Camila: *Wiggles eyebrows and attempts to wink*
Lauren: *Walks away.*
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Leigh to Jade: Hey are you free on Friday?
Jade: Yes?
Leigh: What about you, Perrie?
Perrie: Yeah, I am.
Leigh: Great! Cause I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Jade: Did she just-
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[At IKEA]
Camila: *Laying seductively on one of the beds*
Camila: Why don't you come join me, honey buns.
Normani: Camila I swear to god if you don't put your shirt back on, I'm legitimately going to leave you here.
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Leigh: They call me coffee cause I grind so fine. *Smirks*
Perrie: They call me coffee cause I keep you up past 2 a.m. *Winks*
Jesy: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.
Jade: Oh...
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Camila: Do you want a protein shake bro?
Dinah: Nah bro
Camila: Why bro?
Dinah: Because you're the only one who gives me strength bro
Camila: B R O.
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[While 3/4 of the girls are out drinking.]
Jade: Do you guys think I should text Perrie?
Jesy and Leigh: No! Bad Jade!
Jade: Haha, trick question I already texted Perrie.
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Dinah: I don't know... are you sure Ally has feelings for me?
Lauren: Dinah you guys have been married for two years now.
Dinah: I know but still...
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
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