Camila: Red wine please.
Cashier: Ma'am this is McDonald's.
Camila: Okay, a Mcwine please.
Camila: *Gets kicked out*
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Leigh: You're my best friend Jade! Last year we shared a toothbrush!
Jade: I... I was not aware of that...
Leigh: Well we did!!
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Normani: Oh my god, Camila how'd you break your arm?
Camila: I fist fought some dude. He was really big, and strong. Very manly. But I definitely won.
Normani: *Stares at Camila*
Camila: ... Dinah gave me an Indian burn incorrectly...
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Perrie: Why do you gotta attack me with words?
Leigh: Do you want me to use rocks?
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Camila: Nothing is perfect.
Ally: *Walks by*
Camila: I lied.
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Jade: *At the McDonald's drive thru*
Jade: Do you wanna spoon Perrie?
Perrie: I mean sure, but after we eat.
Jade:
Perrie:
Jade:
Perrie: ???
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Lauren: Okay, if you have 12 apples, and you give your friend 6, what do you have?
Camila: *Through tears* A friend...
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Jade: *Ashamed* I set fires to feel joy...
Perrie:
Leigh:
Jesy:
All three: THATS ADORABLE! YOU ARE PERFECT!
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Lauren: Did you guys know if corals get stressed out, they die? So if I was a coral I'd be dead.
Dinah: What do corals even get stressed out about?
Camila: *Smirking* Current events.
Normani: Get out.
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Leigh: Okay, I have an idea.
Jesy: No murder allowed.
Leigh: I have no ideas.
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Ally: Why'd you get Normani a Father's Day card?
Camila: Cause she's my daddy.
Ally: YOU BOTH NEED GOD.
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Jade: *Kisses Perrie*
Perrie: *Whispering* Jade please, no one here knows we're dating.
Jesy and Leigh: *Walking by* Yes we do.
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Camila: What the fuck!
Ally: We DO NOT curse in this household!
Camila: What the frick frack diddly dack wick wack crisp sack nick knack big back pick pack-
Ally: OKAY SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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*During an argument*
Jade: *Sarcastically* Oh bite me!
Perrie: *Bites Jade's boob*
Jade: *Tiny gasp*
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Dinah: *Talking about Ally* I LOST MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HER???
Person: No? What does she look like?
Dinah: *Crying* BEAUTIFUL.
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Perrie: I like Jade...
Leigh: Bitch me too, the fuck.
Perrie: No... I mean, I'm in love with Jade.
Leigh: Bitch me too, the fuck.
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Lauren: I didn't drink that much!
Camila: You were flirting with me.
Lauren: So what? We're dating.
Camila: You asked if I was single, then cried when I said I wasn't.
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Jesy: I got a package from my mom.
Perrie: What's in it?
Jesy: It's heavy. It must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Jade: Don't be silly, those died along time ago.
Jesy: Did you just...
Leigh: OHHHHHHHH
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Dinah: Shall I get you a step stool so you can look into my eyes when we argue?
Ally: No, shall I break your knee caps so you can look me in the eyes when we argue?
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
